Hazing In The NFL: Eagles Rookie Stuck With Outrageous Dinner Tab
Lane Johnson, the Philadelphia Eagles’ 4th overall pick in 2013, “voluntarily” picked up the dinner tab for his fellow offensive linemen on Friday night at Philadelphia’s upscale Del Frisco’s Steakhouse.
He tweeted a photo of the check.
Rookie dinner pic.twitter.com/2pCRsC9Al8
— Lane Johnson (@Lanejohnson65) June 7, 2014
The total: $17,847.86, gratuity included. And here’s a better look at the itemized dinner tab:
Now I’m dying to know what a $275 shot of Remy Martin Louis XIII tastes like and if I should expect to reach full climax soon after taking it. My favorite item on this receipt is easily the $3,495 bottle of Screaming Eagle Cabernet that someone snuck in while ordering dessert, right there between the cheesecake and bread pudding–a “fuck you” bottle of wine that equals a month’s take-home in the average American household.
It wasn’t hazing, though, because Johnson paid for it voluntarily…
For those of you so concerned with MY business, I am grateful to be able to treat my O-line to such a great evening VOLUNTARILY!
— Lane Johnson (@Lanejohnson65) June 8, 2014
10 years ago at 1:47 pm
10 years ago at 1:57 pm
10 years ago at 3:22 pmWtf
10 years ago at 2:16 pmall 17 grand to be shat out the next morning into the toliet
10 years ago at 2:08 pmSo professional athletes can do this, but when a fraternity makes a pledge do a small task the fraternity can be in big trouble….
10 years ago at 2:12 pmGood pledge. It’s always “voluntary.”
10 years ago at 2:14 pm“Voluntary” Hazing. It’s a TFM.
10 years ago at 2:27 pmThanks for clearing that up, again.
10 years ago at 4:05 pmGetting 2 orders of asparagus for 25 dollars. RFM.
10 years ago at 3:53 pmWorth it. You’re basically paying for the dominant pee. Can you imagine the asparagus butt pee…?
10 years ago at 9:17 pmTry harder.
10 years ago at 10:11 pmRoundrocks, you must be new here
10 years ago at 8:15 amAnd he didnt squeal like that Jonothan Martin pussy
10 years ago at 3:56 pmFirst of all, you spell like Simple Jack. Second, he tweeted the receipt – what part of that isn’t squealing?
10 years ago at 11:06 pmThe part where he didn’t go around saying that he was being bullied, and the part where he said it was voluntary.
10 years ago at 9:34 amIt’s not hazing. Pledging is “optional”. That’s all anyone has to know.
10 years ago at 4:32 pm