Yankees Draft Pitcher With An Absurd Resemblance To Kenny Powers
I could go on and on about how awesome Kenny Powers is, but I think this video presents him better than I ever could.
Baseball is full of players who could probably measure up to Kenny Powers in terms of shit-talking abilities and lack of concern for anyone but themselves, but there hasn’t been anyone who’s been able to pull off the look–until now.
This is Sean Carley.
Carley was drafted in the fourteenth round by the New York Yankees. He has also nailed the KP cornrow mullet and the “I’m a pitcher” beer belly.
I’m not a baseball scout and I have never claimed to be one, but if I looked at the pros and cons of the prospective pitchers on my draft board, “looks like Kenny Fucking Powers” would be up there with “incredible change up” and “masterful control.” What can I say? It’s a trait not many guys possess.
Hopefully this guy makes it big and we can all look forward to TV camera crews hastily changing angles in a futile attempt to avoid catching him shouting, “You’re fucking out!” as he mercilessly mows down batters.
[via Larry Brown Sports]
Image via WVU Sports
Check out Johnathan Holder he was drafted by the Yankees too but in the 6th and he looks more like KP. http://www.wcbi.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/holder3.jpg
10 years ago at 3:42 pmNo he Doesn’t.
10 years ago at 3:59 pmNew York? More like jew york.
10 years ago at 3:42 pmApparently you ZBT’s dont appreciate a good Kenny reference.
10 years ago at 3:53 pmSure we do
10 years ago at 7:59 pmI always thought Kenny Powers overall character was loosely based off of John Rocker -the most bad ass relief pitcher to ever grace the field as WELL as the silver screen… Google: The Greenskeeper, directed by Kevin Greene in 2002- Tits and J-Rock choppin’ heads off…
10 years ago at 3:58 pmI’m the man who has the ball. I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick… everyone.
10 years ago at 4:09 pmListen skippo, slow the fuck down. I’m not even sure why you are on this website you GDI, liberal fuck.
10 years ago at 5:04 pm^Shut up
10 years ago at 5:23 pmIt appears somebody isn’t smart enough to perceive humor .
10 years ago at 8:00 pmS’all good man, we know everyone can’t afford hbo.
10 years ago at 9:16 pmThe Yankees. NF
10 years ago at 4:12 pmYankees haven’t been frat since the war of northern aggression
10 years ago at 5:08 pmOh you mean the civil war.
10 years ago at 8:05 amThere’s nothing Frat about being a loser.
10 years ago at 8:37 amI’m not here to tell you that you’re wrong but having the most expensive stadium, overpaying players so they don’t play anywhere else, having the most titles in the MLB, and having a long list of notable baseball legends makes them NF? Look at the Babe, he paid 100 bucks for a ham sandwich and smokes when he bats. What’s not to like?
10 years ago at 9:32 pmThe fact that they suck.
10 years ago at 11:55 pm“Your base tan is looking nice.” TFM.
10 years ago at 4:55 pmLooks like the Red Sox are about to fucking out
10 years ago at 5:07 pmWVU
10 years ago at 11:08 pm
10 years ago at 10:44 amYou thought the Blacks in Baltimore are bad…
10 years ago at 12:11 pm