Johnny Manziel On Video: “I Can’t Hear You, There’s Too Much Money In My Fucking Hand”
How much money is this? We’re looking at about six inches thick of bills, but are they singles? Hard to tell, but that top bill looks like a one. Could be a five. That stack could be his entire first year’s salary. I have no idea how much it is, but I do know he had a fuck ton of fun with it last night.
I fully support the cash stack cell phone gag. Love it. You’ve got to do it eventually. If you haven’t pulled it by year three as an NFLer, you start losing serious locker room cred. I just don’t know about pulling it before training camp starts your rookie year. It’s a little premature. That’s just Johnny, though. He answers fat stack phone calls and hangs up mid-convo.
Johnny’s gone off the deep end and the pool isn’t even open yet.
h/t @jtgolfer99
that can buy a lot of grade-C+ poon in Cleveland.
10 years ago at 12:01 amAll poon in Cleveland is C+ poon
10 years ago at 12:55 amA Cleveland 10 is a Vegas 4. Fact.
10 years ago at 6:43 amHeil Manziel.
10 years ago at 12:05 amContinuing to do all the things you “shouldn’t”
10 years ago at 12:06 amOh and tfm
10 years ago at 12:37 amOh and fuck you
10 years ago at 8:29 amThat’s not fair he has big hands
10 years ago at 12:06 amYou know what they say about big hands…
10 years ago at 11:02 amSmall penis
10 years ago at 12:15 pmI was going for small gloves
10 years ago at 3:46 pm“Pay me, bitch.”
10 years ago at 12:06 amManziel gets it!
10 years ago at 12:07 amEveryone hates you
10 years ago at 12:27 amShowing up to training camp hungover on Monday… TFM.
10 years ago at 12:09 amThe Cleveland Browns having more news coverage than any other team since drafting Manziel, despite not doing anything substantial. TFM
10 years ago at 12:10 amIt’s just a stack of singles, I bet he just cashed his EOP check.
10 years ago at 12:18 am