This SMU Theta Is A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader And Their New Team Magazine Swimsuit Cover Girl
10 years ago

samclark

Meet Sam Clark. She’s a rising senior at Southern Methodist University, a Kappa Alpha Theta, a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader (one of two Thetas on the squad, actually) and the newest cover girl of Star Magazine’s swimsuit issue. So, you know, she’s pretty much everything that’s great about America, with a blonde bow on top.

If Sam is like most of the other SMU kids (and SMU Thetas) I know, then her senior year is shaping up to be pretty fantastic, in that along with lining up some ridiculous job for after graduation and getting blacked from the Boulevard to Homebar, she gets to be one of the faces of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Aside from creepy* older dudes sitting in offices thinking to themselves, “Oh, nice, a hot girl to write about and show the world without her permission, this will get clicks,” I can’t really see a downside to all that.

*Whatever, we have mutual friends, it’s not that creepy. Or is that creepier? Fuck it, most of my job is creepy. I’m overthinking this.

Congrats on making the cover, Sam.

After seeing those pictures, congrats on your insanely cool life, too.

[via Instagram]

  5. Jeffrey Lebowski

    Damn… I went to middle school with this girl. At the time she was voted most likely to succeed, and it looks like she’s doing it.

    10 years ago at 2:31 pm
  6. Bourbon and Beer

    I’d let a female gorilla sit on my face just so I could give her the best 12 seconds of her life.

    10 years ago at 2:42 pm
  11. L_M_N_O_buttP

    To be completely honest I had no idea which blonde she was in each of the pictures, but that didn’t affect my erection at all

    10 years ago at 4:11 pm