Dan Bilzerian Absolutely Destroys “Millionaire Matchmaker” Casting Agent In Email
10 years ago

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“Millionaire Matchmaker” is a television show wherein Patti Stanger–the host of the show and acclaimed matchmaker–matches millionaires with gold diggers potential mates. It’s a simple concept, really. The show recently reached out to everyone’s favorite, philanthropic porn star chucker to appear on an episode and partake in the matchmaking process.

It would seem, to me anyway, they’re barking up the wrong tree to begin with. Is Dan the type that needs to be set up with anyone? It would appear that he’s doing pretty well on his own.

Anyway, Dan declined the offer in a very Dan Bilzerian way–with just a tinge of asshole. Below is the email he sent to a member of the show’s casting crew, which we have obtained fucking exclusively.

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Suffice it to say, Dan will not be appearing on the show. Did Dan do it again or did Dan do it again? (Dan did it again.)

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  3. not enough beer

    Dan Bilzerian comparing “Hitler speaking at a civil rights convention” to Millionaire Matchmaker. TFM.

    10 years ago at 5:55 pm
    1. June14_1775

      Can we stop restating in the comments something in the article with TFM at the end? We know it’s a TFM, Dorno puts in there for a reason. You’re like a yes-man/lacky that just screams “YEAH” after the Bond villain says something real, while you ride his coat tails and suck his dick at the same time. I guess what I’m trying to say is, shut your mouth unless you have something to add, like a dick joke.

      10 years ago at 6:51 pm
      3. Bush League Fratball

        “We know it’s a TFM, Dorno puts in there for a reason.”

        Not necessarily, you presumptuous fuck.

        10 years ago at 8:17 pm
      5. Tuco1855

        Forcing lame commenters with worthless input to either add a dick joke or shut the fuck up…..TFM.

        10 years ago at 3:28 am
      1. HouseofFrats

        Dorn, is it fine if I match your mother up with a million of my sperm? Okay cool thanks.

        10 years ago at 6:12 pm
  6. Canada

    Stating “with all due respect” before telling someone to go fuck themselves. TFM.

    10 years ago at 6:01 pm
      1. Canada

        Why does it say you’re from BC? You just insulted your own country for internet hits. Think about that for a second. You are a fucking disgrace. Reevaluate your life, your worthless fucking worm.

        10 years ago at 11:43 pm
    2. GodBlessChikFilA

      “With all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on.” -Ricky Bobby

      10 years ago at 2:04 am
  8. Bourbon and Beer

    “My highschool guidance councilor told me I’d never amount to anything and he may be right, but I doubt he had 3 girls blow him at once.” Dan Bilzerian. TFM.

    10 years ago at 6:11 pm
      2. JustForTheStory

        If your spelling is any indication, it looks like you’re already on that path.

        10 years ago at 8:23 pm
  9. pgdaddy

    Yes Bilzerian is the man but the woman he is referencing, not bad. Look her up, Stephanie Dahl…big ol titties

    10 years ago at 6:23 pm