What the fuck, Dorn? The amount of shit you put me through to get my name onto the white board in this video and you stiff me and give fucking Bleach Chugger the shout out. No more Lifetime Movie Night with HouseChef, that’s all I have to say.
You think I got that shout out, just, out of no where? You have no idea, NO FUCKING IDEA, the SICK and TWISTED things I had to do for Dorn to get that.
Can y’all hire some mildly attractive female employees? Apparently the whole “Hot Piece rush tits” thing was created by her to help her lack of self esteem, which probably stems from her weird ass nose.
Video doesn’t work. Beat the intern with crowbars until he fixes it.
12 years ago at 10:22 amVideo works now, but you should probably keep beating the intern. I’m sure he’s done something wrong.
12 years ago at 10:50 amDorno looks like a goddamn rapist in this video don’t let him near young children
12 years ago at 10:22 amYour comment won’t make the next video, dude.
12 years ago at 10:30 amThanks for the heads up, dude. I only wish you gave little kids just as much warning.
12 years ago at 10:39 amButt chug bleach
12 years ago at 11:02 amThe Donald Sterling reference was on point.
12 years ago at 10:35 amYeah, that and the last one were by far the best. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff?
12 years ago at 2:54 pmWhat the fuck, Dorn? The amount of shit you put me through to get my name onto the white board in this video and you stiff me and give fucking Bleach Chugger the shout out. No more Lifetime Movie Night with HouseChef, that’s all I have to say.
12 years ago at 10:37 amsorry brah
12 years ago at 10:46 amHe’s fifth year now. You show him some f***ing respect Dorn.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmYou think I got that shout out, just, out of no where? You have no idea, NO FUCKING IDEA, the SICK and TWISTED things I had to do for Dorn to get that.
12 years ago at 11:16 pmWay to go Dorn! At least you don’t “Look like you smell like shit.”
12 years ago at 10:44 amHot Piece if you actually sent a couple of nudes we might have a better idea what we’re working with.
12 years ago at 10:52 am
12 years ago at 12:04 pmStop cheating the “This vs. take a lap system, Hot piece.” If i click “take a lap” i don’t expect to see the number rise.
12 years ago at 12:34 pmbut your voice is kinda hot so that’s a plus
12 years ago at 4:00 pmBaby steps. Gotta start somewhere.
12 years ago at 6:15 pmHot Piece = Would Pee With Gentleman Bro
That voice……she deserves such a special moment to be shared.

12 years ago at 9:57 pmNice cock-block, bandwidth. Ruined the fuck out of that first impression.
**takes lap
12 years ago at 10:14 pmIs that hotpiece without makeup?
12 years ago at 12:31 pmNo it’s Vicki from real housewives of Orange County. It’s an awful show and you will learn about when you get a girlfriend.
12 years ago at 1:49 pm…you’re an idiot
11 years ago at 9:14 amThis wasn’t anywhere close to the best comments about SFPL, Dorn and Bacon. The first videos were much better.
12 years ago at 10:53 amSFPL is getting fat as shit.
12 years ago at 10:56 amThings SFPL eats
12 years ago at 1:35 pm1. Dick
2. Dorn’s butthole
Which makes sense since Dorn is always full of shit.
12 years ago at 7:39 pmIs he trying to grow a beard or did his face get in a fight with a weed eater?
12 years ago at 3:33 pmIf only he could keep his hair as short as his beard
12 years ago at 8:25 pmI would ejaculate inside of Hot Piece. Just sayin’.
12 years ago at 10:58 am
12 years ago at 12:07 pmOh lawdy.
12 years ago at 12:27 pmCan y’all hire some mildly attractive female employees? Apparently the whole “Hot Piece rush tits” thing was created by her to help her lack of self esteem, which probably stems from her weird ass nose.
12 years ago at 10:58 am
12 years ago at 11:46 amThey definitely get a tax break for RushtoRehab
12 years ago at 11:47 am
12 years ago at 12:02 pmAnyone can get a tax break for having livestock on their land.
12 years ago at 1:00 pm