Twitter Reacts Hilariously To Brazilian Beatdown
You watching this Brazil-Germany game? I haven’t seen this much scoring since last night when I had cybersex with all of those girls on Omegle. Check out what the Twittersphere is saying about the host country’s poor performance.
Time for German fans in attendance wearing jerseys to slowly remove them and inconspicuously exit the stadium.
— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) July 8, 2014
VINE: All of Germany's five first-half goals… #BRA #GER http://t.co/FoDy2v6zyB
— Football Live Scores (@F00tyHighlights) July 8, 2014
Dibs on BRAZILIAN WAXED headline.
— Darin Gantt (@daringantt) July 8, 2014
La défense brésilienne. #BREALL pic.twitter.com/BAlB06EokL
— BuzzFeed France (@BuzzFeedFrance) July 8, 2014
tell me this isn't the saddest thing you've ever seen #BRA pic.twitter.com/Yz9fz6LSPk
— Leah Apablasa (@LeahApablasa) July 8, 2014
"Put me in coach; I'm ready to play"-Neymar
#BRA pic.twitter.com/3J6SmE6Ada
— Perks of Soccer (@PerksofSoccer1) July 8, 2014
BREAKING: Live picture of Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue pic.twitter.com/qVwhfydUTY
— World Cup 2014 (@World) July 8, 2014
Brazil may be getting blown out but we all know that if Colt McCoy had not have gotten hurt this game would be a lot different.
— Auburn Jokes™ (@AuburnJokes) July 8, 2014
The World Cup logo designer was a modern day Nostradamus http://t.co/gqyhUvgznK pic.twitter.com/IUyL1QMzV2
— SB Nation Soccer (@SBNationSoccer) July 8, 2014
It’s an aggressive move, but I think Brazil have to really consider bringing on Julian Green here.
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) July 8, 2014
Rare photo Brazil's goalie. pic.twitter.com/Kbylikz0a1
— Urban Funny (@UrbanDaiIy) July 8, 2014
Brazil needs two field goals or a touchdown to win this
— ✨ relyT✨ (@t_raww_7) July 8, 2014
Just been sent this: Fantastic attitude from Brazil – if Neymar can't play, no-one will.
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) July 8, 2014
Brazil could have found a better goalie on craigslist.
— Christian A. Pierce (@ChrisChinPierce) July 8, 2014
"Stop! Stop he's already dead!" #WorldCup2014 #BrazilvsGermany pic.twitter.com/C0kG0pLPRb
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) July 8, 2014
"Im out" – Christ The Redeemer pic.twitter.com/B9RBLxjqTD
— TheHumanGrindinBeat (@BigGhostLtd) July 8, 2014
"The Brazilian please. But not like, painful in a 2014 World Cup way." – me getting a bikini wax
— Kate Hendricks (@katethewasp) July 8, 2014
#Brazil #BrazilvsGermany Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! http://t.co/1McmtXAwUt
— Arrested Development (@bluthquotes) July 8, 2014
Is it still cool to masturbate to the hot Brazilian fan babes if they're crying? Don't wanna be creepy. #WorldCup
— Mike Burns (@pizzanachos69) July 8, 2014
I haven't seen Germany this offensive since…well…never mind.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) July 8, 2014
I now totally understand the origin of the Brazilian wax. Literally nothing on the field. #BrazilvsGermany
— Catie Warren (@catie__warren) July 8, 2014
Boooooyah
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) July 8, 2014
Brazil did Nazi this one coming
10 years ago at 4:35 pmYour name is reflective of your originality.
10 years ago at 4:38 pmFor the love of God keep those shitty jokes in your Pike house where they belong.
10 years ago at 4:41 pmBrazil wishing they had Tim Howard
10 years ago at 4:39 pmI was looking so very forward to saying that.
10 years ago at 9:20 pmUnabashedly running up the score. TFM
10 years ago at 4:46 pmMike Burns tweet. >
10 years ago at 4:49 pmThis is the worst German assault on foreign land ever.
10 years ago at 4:50 pmNo wonder Neymar’s back hurts so bad
10 years ago at 4:53 pmThe Brazil equivilant of Pledges are so fucked
10 years ago at 4:53 pmPlease try harder
10 years ago at 8:13 pmFourth-quarter please think of something more original. I’m tired of following up with, “lap more”
10 years ago at 10:11 pmWhen Brazil uncontrollably riots they’ll make their country even more third-world.
10 years ago at 4:55 pmMy favorite tweet I saw was, “If history has taught us anything someone needs to stop this massacre before Germany takes it way to far.”
10 years ago at 4:58 pmHey TSM let’s play Fifa! I’ll be Germany and you can be Brazil. Let’s see who can score 😉
10 years ago at 4:59 pmI’m looking at you RushtoRehab, Nanner, lucky Jo, Hot Piece, RecruitmentChair_TSM, and TwoNotBrokeGirls
I’m sure this will work.
10 years ago at 12:16 am