FAIL FRIDAY: When Disaster Strikes
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Always wearing a tank top, despite having a horrific case of bacne. TFM.
That is socially irresponsible.
Beat up my dad when he didn’t believe I was in a frat. TFM.
Interesting family dynamic you’ve got going there.
Waking up on July 5th hungover and missing a testicle. TFM.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Tricked my favorite bro into admitting he’d date black guys if he was a girl during a casual political convo at the frat castle. TFM.
How is that a casual political conversation?
Made the mistake of doing 4 pots and 2 cokes before I went to Applebee’s for bros night. I said the highest things there. TFM.
4 pots is too many.
I can’t send dick pics because a phone with that much memory hasn’t been invented yet. TFM.
I get it. Because your frock is so large.
Riddle me this intern, my date at formal literally sharts at formal and no one says a word, yet when I let out a squeaker during a rush event I get bitched at. TFM.
Maybe nobody likes you.
Switching to briefs for vasectomy recovery and never switching back. TFTC
Possibly the most irrelevant statement ever made on this website.
Missouri state bound and ready to party and have a good time! TFM.
Thanks for letting us know.
Frasually (frat casually) unzipping the frubs (frat chubs, short for Chubbies) before pulling out your frock (frat cock) and peeing for like a really, really long time on flowers or a plant or something that you’re typically not supposed to pee on. TFM.
There’s nothing fratter than peeing on something you’re typically not supposed to pee on.
Hey Intern
10 years ago at 3:28 pmFirst comment on top post
10 years ago at 1:20 pmI wish you were the son of casey anthony you lazy piece of shit.
10 years ago at 3:30 pmGood one, you clever sack of entrails.
10 years ago at 3:33 pmYou are the beneficiary of a non-hazing organization.
10 years ago at 5:20 pmI do to know if it’s just lazy incompetence, or if your mothers drank and smoked while carrying you in that cesspool of a womb, but you need to get your shit together. Now.
10 years ago at 8:28 pmTry less
10 years ago at 12:27 amyour name is fuckin’ chub…
10 years ago at 12:11 pm10 years ago at 3:31 pm
Intern you are a worthless pile of shit. What the hell took you so long to post this? It’s not like you were busy making new jokes. I hope your children are babysat by Casey Anthony.
10 years ago at 3:31 pmI believe I already made a similar statement
10 years ago at 3:36 pmIf the intern is allowed to reproduce, the terrorists have already won.
10 years ago at 4:41 pmAbout fucking time you piece of shit
10 years ago at 3:32 pmJust because you got Fail Friday out early last week (too fucking early, in fact) doesn’t mean you can fucking make us wait all day this week, you flaming piece of dog shit.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmShocked your dipshit title on the UCSB article didn’t make the list.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmAt least make an effort.
10 years ago at 3:33 pmHow are you not fired?
10 years ago at 3:41 pmToo bad your parents can’t say that about you.
10 years ago at 9:27 pmI got out of the office before this went up. Way to ruin the workday you piece of shit.
10 years ago at 3:33 pmI hope your job drives you to alcoholism.
10 years ago at 3:34 pmI hope the TFMIntern’s job leads to suicide.
10 years ago at 7:24 pmOn the plus side you got off pretty early on a Friday. Glass half full.
10 years ago at 4:39 pmPicture 4: You would have taken the couch? You mean the one that already has a guy laying on it? Fucking piece of shit intern.
10 years ago at 3:34 pmShitting on the intern no matter what. TFM
10 years ago at 3:35 pmthe intern deserves to be paddled like that guy in that pic
10 years ago at 3:55 pmGood sentence structure you illiterate fuck.
10 years ago at 4:00 pm