The Rich Kids Of Instagram Are Having A Way Better Summer Than You
Writing for TFM has given me the best fucking summer in the entire world. I’ve seen Hot Piece of TSM’s boobs at a pool party rager, learned the real reason the Chili’s guy got blackballed, and met all of DeVry Guy’s imaginary girlfriends (yet I still refuse to meet the real ones he has locked up in his basement, no matter how persistent he may be). And yet, these rich bitches on Instagram have the balls to flaunt their shit and pretend that their summer beats lifting heavy things and hollering at shorties with Jack Hammer or playing a round of 18 with Bogey Wells. It’s honestly ridiculous. I mean, just look at their pictures and try to tell me that they’re having a frattier summer than I am.
@ahmed_aljuffali: Takeoff! #yachtlife #cannes
I see no hoes on said boat. NF.
@official_antoine: I was playing tennis at a friend’s home when two other friends came in a helicopter to play tennis with us
Thanks for fucking ruining the nice game of tennis that was going on by landing your helicopter directly onto the court. NF.
@mralexpod: Always make sure to tip your pilot and co-pilot 10k. #rulesofflyingprivate
More like the back of a camper. NF.
@maxleif: Cockside pooltails in the PH with my fluffy little b**** #penthouselife
This looks too much like Brooklyn. I hope you enjoy your craft beer, hipster. NF.
@andrewstewart_12: Only part of the aftermath #turnup #warzone #nyc
We raged harder at my little cousin’s bat mitzvah. NF.
@the_marcus_adolf: Shopping time at #SaksFifthAvenue #SanFrancisco! #BlackCard #AmexBlackCard #AmericanExpress #centurioncard #accessories #cartier #hermes #exclusive #expensive #uwol #rkoi #thegoodlife
There are, like, 17,000 other people who have a black card. Do you have a Magnises card? I have two. NF.
@mralexpod: Didn’t have weekend plans until about 5 mins ago. Packing for Vegas. #murika #happybdayusa #letsgo #lasvegas
WOW. No weekend plans ’til the last minute? Seems like a pity invite to me. NF.
@Coleshneider: Ain’t no thang #stacked #rolex
One watch tells you the time. The other two tell you you’re stupid. NF.
@eli_miz: I’ve been drinking and Romanée-Conti #IfYouKnowYouKnow
No slam. NF.
@ericadowns: Family lunch. #thehelp #thehamptons
Cool, you had a catered lunch. Never seen that before. NF.
@harry_brant: The Day Of Rest
Meh. That girl’s a six at best. NF.
@jacksiebert: Mykonos. #yourenotthere
Europe. NF.
@anilarjandas: The AP Kilo with almost 1,5 kg!! Need to buy a new scale as this one is just up to 1500g
Using the metric system. NF.
@traviskipp: #hampslife #enjoysummerwhileyoucan
Putting wine in slam’s mouth, but nothing else. NF.
@allefoglia: It’s my birthday let me spend my money #aces
This is the definition of a geed. NF.
Love them, hate them, or you’re a sorostitute who wants to have their kids so you can trap them, these one percenters are hands down having a better summer than you are. But not me. A few weeks ago, I went to a high school graduation party in south Jersey that may or may not have served only frozen pizza. I say “may not,” because I was too drunk trying to forget that I was in the Garden State to tell if the thing I was eating was edible. But just to prove I am having a better summer than these kids on Instagram, I, too, snapped a photo highlighting my night.
Best. Summer. Ever.
[via Daily Mail]
Images via Instagram
All the money in the world can’t fix their retardation.
10 years ago at 11:51 amUsing Instagram to show off your parents money. NF
10 years ago at 11:58 amA Greek Inventing Instagram. TFM
We all hate them… But we all want to be them
10 years ago at 12:00 pmSpeak for yourself, they all look like Geeds.
10 years ago at 12:04 pmIf you’re that rich and want everyone to know, why not show off the girls you hang out with like Bilzerian? No one gives a shit about your “stuff”
10 years ago at 12:02 pmBilz orders his girls. So technically it is still “stuff”. Sorry to break the illusion guys, it’s out there if you look for it.
He also got $20mil in a trust fund and gambled it up to $100mil. So he is pretty much the same as these people, he’s just more fun to watch.
As a big Bilzerian supporter, I don’t give a shit, it’s just unwise to think he’s different than these “rich kids”.
10 years ago at 6:26 pmHe quintupled what he had. These kids will never ever do diddly shit with their parents’ money. So yeah, he is different.
10 years ago at 8:08 pmGrand assumptions, sir. Grand assumptions.
10 years ago at 10:33 pmAccurate assumptions, sir.
10 years ago at 11:52 amI think we all agree Bilzerian is a douchebag. But he’s a douchebag that entertains the masses. That’s good enough for me.
10 years ago at 3:17 amBilzerian loves money cause of the freedom it buys him. These tools are so caught up in showing people what they have that it’s like they’re the opposite of that
10 years ago at 12:04 pmActually using Instagram. NF.
10 years ago at 12:04 pmMoney speaks, wealth whispers
10 years ago at 12:06 pmWow, the hate in the air is palpable. What the fuck is happening here? Since when do we elitists talk down to the other 1%ers? NF. Oh well, your hate won’t hurt them, ‘cuz they’re TRTC
10 years ago at 12:16 pmDo us all a favor and just shut the fuck up.
10 years ago at 12:46 pmThere is nothing wrong with inheriting money in and of itself. It’s the not doing anything to grow that money and accomplish something as an individual that makes you an asswipe.
10 years ago at 11:04 pmhaving to show off your money to get recognition. NF. Having your money speak for you. TFM
10 years ago at 12:24 pmNew money
10 years ago at 12:27 pm