Couple Arrested For Having Sex For 25 Minutes In Front Of Crowded Beach
Sex on the beach, whether it’s the fruity drink girls mistakenly order at the bar or the actual act of penetration, is always a terrible decision. No matter how much preparation goes into it, sand somehow always finds its way into the mix.
News out of Florida–because of course, it’s Florida–is that a couple was arrested for having sex on the beach in front of several individuals, including a 4-year-old girl, her mother, and someone who actually recorded the whole 25-minute exhibition.
From The Smoking Gun:
Elissa Alvarez, a 20-year-old waitress, and Jose Caballero, a 39-year-old personal trainer, were each busted for felony lewd and lascivious exhibition on Cortez Beach in Bradenton. Alvarez and Caballero were each released from jail today after posting $7,500 bond.
Cops were summoned to the beach by witness Emily Hall, who told officers that a Hispanic couple was “laying on a sheet next to her” when they “started to fondle each other.” In short order, Hall reported, the pair “started to have intercourse on the beach,” according to a probable cause affidavit.
Hall said she was “very upset” because her four-year-old daughter “witnessed the couple having sex.” Six other witnesses filed complaint affidavits describing Alvarez’s and Caballero’s explicit beach performance. In fact, “One witness filmed the couple with a camera phone to be used as evidence for this complaint,” an officer noted.
This was borderline voyeurism, as police weren’t called until the couple washed off in the water, came back, passed out for a few hours, and then went for a second go at it.
Still, Alvarez and Caballero knew damn well that people were watching. Unfortunately for them, this wasn’t Panama City in March–rules of public decency apparently apply in Bradenton. Maybe try a bathroom stall next time?
Alvarez isn’t bad to look at, though.
[via The Smoking Gun]
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25 minutes? He must be a tryhard.
10 years ago at 12:47 pmYou must be a tryhard too.
10 years ago at 1:33 pm10 years ago at 1:46 pm
Take a Lap kid
10 years ago at 3:19 pmHey Jack where the fuck’s the video?
10 years ago at 12:48 pmA 19 year age difference? Damn, keep up the good work Jose.
10 years ago at 1:00 pmDorn likes a 19 year age difference too.
10 years ago at 1:11 pmSo, Lucky Jo. Want to go to the beach? I’ll bring spermicidal sunscreen.
10 years ago at 1:00 pmBring RushToRehab. This could end up as a Freeway (Frat Threeway)
10 years ago at 5:13 pmYou can sit on my face now.
10 years ago at 6:27 pmRecorded for “evidence.”
10 years ago at 1:05 pmHaving sex with someone half your age in public, so that everyone knows you pull. TFM
10 years ago at 1:07 pmI thought this was America?
10 years ago at 1:33 pmAfter slamming her so hard spectators question your existence. TFM
10 years ago at 1:38 pm$7500 bail for having sex on the beach? Good fucking lord
On a serious note, we need to close our damn borders
10 years ago at 2:07 pmI would eat her taco
10 years ago at 2:23 pm