Indianapolis Colts Owner Flashes Wealth, Gives Away $100 Bills To Fans At Training Camp
There is one thing on Earth that is capable of ending wars, making political parties agree, freeing you from the captivity of a Colombian drug lord, ending a sexual slump, and purchasing obscene amounts of liquor: cash. People love it, and for obvious reasons.
Colts owner Jim Irsay has a lot of cash, and by “a lot,” I’m talking enough to drive around with more than $29,000 in a briefcase. Fuck it, right?
Irsay further displayed his insane wealth on Saturday when he began handing out $100 bills to random fans who were watching the Colts’ training camp.
Irsay apparently autographed one of the $100 bills, too.
@Gatorfan30 lucked out @Colts training camp today. Thanks @JimIrsay for being the coolest owner ever!! #thinkETG pic.twitter.com/ycf4BVCLMm
— Aimee (@aimotheomo) July 26, 2014
What a guy. He is a man of the people. He knows how to win them over, and he’s not holding anything back. Cash is also a fantastic way to help people forget about unsavory events in the past–events that may include driving drunk with a car full of narcotics.
I expect every bill given away will be written off as a “charitable donation,” which, by definition, is exactly what he did.
[via Deadspin]
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It would be nice to see Irsay and Jones have a cash showdown.
10 years ago at 9:52 amJones would win. Oil money beats all
10 years ago at 11:00 amLiteral Disposable Income .TFM.
10 years ago at 12:38 pmMaybe he could set some aside for a taxi
10 years ago at 1:28 pmThis is under-appreciated; well done.
10 years ago at 11:34 am