Oregon Quarterback Marcus Mariota Is Taking Two Classes This Semester: Golf And Yoga
Everyone should envy the life of a star college quarterback. These guys are essentially paid to get a degree (sometimes), play football, party, and fuck the hottest coeds on campus. Meanwhile, those of us who did not win the genetics lottery pay thousands of dollars in a futile attempt of graduating.
University of Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota doesn’t have to worry about any classroom bullshit this semester. His fall schedule includes exactly two classes, which are golf and yoga.
From Bleacher Report:
And since he’s already graduated from Oregon—with a degree in general science and a 3.15 GPA, no less—he has a pretty light schedule this fall. According to ESPN’s Ted Miller, Mariota will be taking just two classes: golf and yoga.
I thought I was doing well when I managed to get two of the classes I wanted to take in one try, but this bastard gets to spend his semester playing golf and mingling with gorgeous sorority girls. The fuckin’ life, man.
Mariota isn’t the first star quarterback to spend a semester doing whatever the hell he wants, though. Last spring, Johnny Football took a break between parties to complete his schedule of entirely online classes.
Some people have all the luck.
[via Bleacher Report]
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Lucky bastard. I hope that yoga class is full of other dudes who thought they had the same bright idea.
10 years ago at 11:59 amSo does Dorn.
10 years ago at 12:31 pmHaving all the luck… TFM?
10 years ago at 12:15 pm*Not needing luck. TFM
10 years ago at 1:27 pmDid you have to use a game picture from the UVA game this year?
10 years ago at 2:04 pmBogey is currently taking English 101 for the fifth semester. His professor’s claim, “He’ll get it one day, and if he doesn’t he can always write for BroBible”
10 years ago at 2:13 pmThis site looks like it’s on the same level as BroBible.
10 years ago at 12:19 amWhat the fuck is general science?
10 years ago at 3:08 pmIt’s a degree at a school best known for uniform combinations
10 years ago at 12:07 amTo be fair, the guy already graduated.
10 years ago at 3:30 pmA star college QB at a football powerhouse that takes joke classes his last season? Don’t believe it
10 years ago at 11:56 pmWho the fuck is writing for TFM these days?
10 years ago at 12:16 amAnd I thought I was lucky to have no Friday classes…
10 years ago at 12:59 amIf you read the actual article it says “he’s only a couple classes shy of a degree”, not already graduated. If you’re gonna quote somebody at least do it right.
10 years ago at 2:48 am