Kate Upton And Justin Verlander Are So Cute Together I COULD LITERALLY DIE
This absolutely ADORABLE scene took place at the Tigers-Yankees game in New York last night.
“I’ve been here the whole time.”
That’s apparently what Kate Upton and her boobs are saying to boyfriend Justin Verlander here, although I like to imagine it was something awesome like “How could you miss my tits from there? I’m literally sitting right behind the dugout,” or “Toss me that baseball and we’re having intercourse tonight.”
This is reminiscent of an elementary school playground flirt session. It’s just so damn cute I can’t stand it. Look how excited she was to get her hands on that ball. She was a signed batting glove or a game-used Miggy bat away from climbing over the dugout roof and clearing out some fuck space on the bench.
Bonus GIF:
She’s the type of hot where I just get really upset because I know somebody gets to hit that and it will never be me, and that’s just not fair.
10 years ago at 10:05 amCY young winner and goes home to Kate Upton every night, not a bad gig I suppose.
10 years ago at 10:06 amThanks for clearing that up for us, champ.
10 years ago at 10:11 am“This is reminiscent of an elementary school playground flirt session.” God damnit Dorn, I don’t want to make fun of your pedo tendencies but you make it so damn easy
10 years ago at 10:06 amHe must be fucking with us, it gets easier every article. I’m on to you, you sneaky little fuck.
10 years ago at 10:17 amIf you can’t beat’em, join’em.
10 years ago at 11:44 amAt this point all that’s left to do is for dorn to grow a peavy mustache and admit he touches little boys more than a catholic priest
10 years ago at 11:22 amTough crowd, Tough Crowd.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmNo, just a bad attempt.
10 years ago at 2:57 pmApparently an overwhelmingly CATHOLIC crowd.
10 years ago at 3:20 pmYou’re the reason most of our fellow fratasaurs went extinct
10 years ago at 6:53 pmWas the seat next to her empty that whole time? You’ll see me at the next Tigers game, boys.
10 years ago at 10:13 amIs it the red lipstick, or is she really taking a turn for the worse?
10 years ago at 10:13 amShe really did get fat in a short amount of time, what a shame.
10 years ago at 11:30 amDorn, you seem to know quite a lot about elementary school playground flirt sessions considering that you haven’t (legally) been in elementary school for a long time.
10 years ago at 10:15 amShut up Dorn.
10 years ago at 10:16 amI wonder how many Chili Dogs she ate that night…
10 years ago at 10:22 amShe’s still got a glorious rack, but Kate’s definitely gone a little down hill Jessica Simpson style
10 years ago at 10:47 amChug bleach
10 years ago at 12:52 pmFuck you dorn
10 years ago at 11:40 amhttp://r.fod4.com/c=sq/s=w350,pd1/o=80/http://p.fod4.com/p/media/5833cc7154/IlfflI2HQOBbldVLwRGH_hill%20tn.jpg
9 years ago at 5:01 pm