Malia Obama Goes To Lollapalooza, Takes Selfies, Kicks Americans

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Malia Obama is your typical, teenage girl. She loves music, presumably likes to party, and loves taking selfies. There’s nothing out of the ordinary about her, minus the whole “being the president’s daughter and needing the Secret Service to escort her everywhere” thing.

The 16-year-old decided she wanted to have some fun this past weekend, so she attended the famous music festival, Lollapalooza, in Chicago. Let’s take a quick sidebar and question Barry O.’s parenting here. He allowed his daughter to attend a music festival that is known to run rampant with sex and drugs. Even with the Secret Service watching her, there’s always a chance that she could ditch, just like a scene out of “First Kid.”

Malia took time from her afternoon of raging to take a few selfies, as any other girl would do while raging.

Sarah was one of the lucky ones, though, seeing as Malia used a power move excuse to deny having her picture taken with a guy who I’m sure was trying to get in her pants.

After taking a few selfies, Malia decided she really wanted to steal the show by straight up kicking another American citizen. Bridget Truskey took to her twitter to let the world know that she took some sort of weird excitement from being kicked by Barry O’s kin.

From The Daily Caller:

I got (accidentally) kicked by Malia Obama today at Lollapalooza. No lie. Malia. Obama. It was awesome. #lollapalooza — Bridget Truskey (@b_truskey) August 4, 2014

I’m sure the Secret Service told her to say it was “accidental.” Looks like the power-hungry gene trickled down from father to daughter.

[via The Daily Caller]

Image via Twitter

  1. Im_THAT_guy

    Saw this girl giving head behind a porta-potty at Lolapalloza this weekend. True story.

    10 years ago at 12:59 pm
  2. SanDiegoFratter

    The girl is literally 16. Let’s try to keep the “would bang” related comments on hold till she is at least legal.

    10 years ago at 1:07 pm
    1. FrattyTrappings

      Going to prison just so you can tell Obama you slammed his daughter. TFTC?

      10 years ago at 1:18 pm
    1. ReardenSteel

      This comment brought me back to the old days of TFM, so much lulz has been lost over the years due to TFM’s expanded popularity…

      10 years ago at 11:42 pm
      1. Denzel FRATington

        Actually, the try-hard “I’m so frat that I think the KKK is cool” crowd came in far after TFM’s glory days.

        10 years ago at 9:53 pm
  3. TrustMeImPre_Med

    First that LITERALLY gay article title by Dorn, and now this stupid article. I’m pretty sure some of those TSM girls stole the TFM guys’ passwords and are trolling them.

    10 years ago at 1:44 pm