LEAKED: Photos Of Drunk Jerry Jones Getting Weird With Random Women
Jerry Jones is a rock star. He’s worth an estimated $3 billion (that’s billion with a B), owns America’s Team, and frequently kicks it with guys like 43. Even with all of that money, the Kappa Sigma still loves to channel his old college spirit and rage like it’s Welcome Week 1964. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that an actor with the name Jerry Jones starred in the ’80s cult classic film, “The Party Animal.” The man just knows how to throw down.
At age 71, Jones doesn’t seem to have plans of slowing down anytime soon. TerezOwens.com–I can only imagine this guy is the bizarro cousin of Terrell Owens, hailing from an alternate universe in hopes of restoring the peace and honor left in the wake of our terrestrial T.O.–recently released some photos of Jones getting all kinds of weird with lady friends who most certainly are not his wife, Gene.
Is he wearing pants? I can’t tell if he’s wearing pants. I would think he’s wearing pants, but his drunk face suggests otherwise. Oh, that and his hand just casually happens to be on the back of that random’s head. Classic, Jerry.
Shameless boob grab. TFM.
I honestly have no idea what’s going on in this picture, but I can only imagine something happened here.
It’s good to see at least one member of the organization is winning. Welcome to Jerry World.
Images via Uncovering the Truth
Never having a daughter
10 years ago at 3:10 pmThese are daughters without dads
10 years ago at 3:17 pmno these girls are actually white
10 years ago at 3:47 pmYou’re never gona get laid anyway so I wouldn’t worry, you cum dumpster
10 years ago at 8:20 pmGet lost, jerk.
10 years ago at 10:24 amJerry Jones. TFTC
10 years ago at 3:13 pmJerry giving the brunette the old, “gentleman’s push” on the top of the head in the right direction. TFM.
10 years ago at 3:13 pmTOTC
10 years ago at 3:14 pmYep, he’s the only one winning in that organization
10 years ago at 3:15 pmI’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and pretend like you didn’t steal this from the article and take credit for it
10 years ago at 8:24 pmPiss off
10 years ago at 8:01 amWonder where this news tip came from
10 years ago at 3:15 pmJerr-y! Jerr-y! Jerr-y!
10 years ago at 3:53 pmAEKDB
10 years ago at 4:02 pmThe man, the myth, the legend
10 years ago at 4:13 pmJerry is getting his TFM on before the regular season, when all he does is cry about his team and defend Tony Romo
10 years ago at 4:19 pm