FAIL FRIDAY: Getting The Hose
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Wearing dad shorts with mom’s underwear. Because I like liberating my thighs, but my meat and potatoes need support too. TFM.
Look bro, whatever floats your boat. Just stay away from me.
Being the guy who whips out his guitar in the middle of parties. Except the guitar is my penis. TFM.
You’re not a man until you’ve taken your dick out at a party.
Never owning socks or condoms even though you have more than enough money to afford them. TFM.
Like socks and condoms are expensive commodities that only the wealthy can afford.
Not holding a girl’s hand until you’re 22. TFM.
Not sure what the hell this has to do with anything.
The slam told me she wanted to be like one of the guys…so I frock slapped her face and then peed in her butt. TFM.
Do you realize what this implies?
Making a pledge slip his mom a roofie for you. TFM.
That kid must really want to be in your chapter.
Your dad dressing like a fratstar to bond with you when you come home from your freshman year. TFM.
“Hey son! I missed you! How fratty are my Chubbies doe?”
When you’re fucking a girl and she says, “Oh my come on my face,” and you say, “No way, small-breasted McGee. Only the fros (frat bros) get to see this TFM Juice.” TFM.
Just gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess you will die alone.
Taking pre-workout before sex and drinking a brotein shake afterwards. TFM.
Son of a bitch you are such a tool.
Me and my friends have Thirsty Thursday. We are still in high school. TFM?
Nope.
Dorn would be love to get more animated with UCF’s Pi Kap
10 years ago at 12:58 pmThat was almost a sentence.
10 years ago at 1:02 pmYou would “be love” to help yourself to a fuckin’ English book, because you’re sounding like a goddamn retard.
10 years ago at 1:08 pmMy bad, I typed this while I was coming out of sedation after having my wisdom teeth removed. Also, I allegedly swung my hands at my doctor during the procedure because I was sick of him putting his hands in my mouth.
10 years ago at 1:36 pm10 years ago at 2:34 pm
Nobody cares.
10 years ago at 2:35 pmNo you didn’t. But you know a guy who might have once dreamt that he did that.
10 years ago at 2:56 pmCalipari is like get this fucking goober out of my face.
10 years ago at 1:00 pmAlways remembering to water your plants after you water the town drunk. TFM.
10 years ago at 1:02 pmDorn for UCF Pi Kappa Phi house dad.
10 years ago at 1:02 pmBut you ain’t got no legs, Lieutenant Dan!
10 years ago at 1:03 pmTook you long enough, bud.
10 years ago at 1:04 pmI’m not your bud, guy.
10 years ago at 1:07 pmI sure as fuck ain’t your friend pal.
10 years ago at 2:14 pmAaand just like that, you fucked it up.
10 years ago at 6:28 pmYou are more like Dorn’s personal “pleasure bitch” than anything else, Intern
10 years ago at 3:23 pmI’m not your guy fwend.
10 years ago at 3:28 pmPlot twist: the intern is actually Dorn.
10 years ago at 1:05 pmThere’s definitely two people in that beer can pile
10 years ago at 1:05 pmWhich is why the caption says “them.” What’s your deal, Count Chocula?
10 years ago at 1:09 pm“Get her brandon!” While i film my feet and sit here like a useless moron.
10 years ago at 1:06 pmI actually laughed pretty hard at that video.
10 years ago at 1:27 pmcool
10 years ago at 1:58 pmI bet if that first submission had TFTC behind it. It would of been posted.
10 years ago at 1:06 pmI bet you lose that bet.
10 years ago at 1:08 pmCommenting five times on your own post is just something you shouldn’t do
10 years ago at 1:17 pm