Toddler Squeezes Through Fence, Causes White House Lockdown
10 years ago

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At 8:10 on Thursday night, The White House went on lockdown just minutes before President Obama was to address the nation on Iraq. The reason? An incoherent, non-English speaking male was spotted stumbling around the White House lawn.

Oh, and he happened to be a toddler.

Tourists and journalists noticed Secret Serviceman and officers racing around the grounds in an effort to secure the location. It turns out, the young child had squeezed through the fence’s bars and wandered onto the lawn in what has to be a terrifying and embarrassing moment for his parents.

But he inconvenienced Barry O, so it’s funny to the rest of us.

From ABC News:

“We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him,” U.S. Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan said of the infant trespasser. “But in lieu of that he got a timeout and was sent on his way with his parents.”

[via ABC News]
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    1. God.BlessTexas

      Thanks to him, that little foreign fuck just earned his parents two green cards. Clearly the only thing he’s learned in his short life is border crossing tactics.

      10 years ago at 10:59 pm
  3. Sand_Hill_Alum

    this kid has lots of potential to go on some awesome drunk adventures in the future

    10 years ago at 5:51 pm