FSU Asked Fans To Submit Questions To Jameis Winston On Twitter And It Backfired Horribly
Somebody in the FSU social media department really shit the bed on this one.
Earlier today, a bright mind in Tallahassee devised the genius plan of allowing the public to submit questions through Twitter to their controversial superstar quarterback using #AskJameis.
Jameis has been a handful since he first found the college football spotlight, with incidents ranging from an alleged rape, to a bench clearing brawl during a baseball game, and even stealing crab legs from Publix. With that pretty little list of incidents in his past, it’s a surprise that anyone in Tallahassee could have thought opening Jameis up to questions from the general public was a solid idea.
The original tweet was released at 9:13 a.m. this morning.
Innocent enough, right? Well, the trolls caught on quickly, and the outlandish questions began pouring in.
The Q&A started off fairly tame.
@FSU_Football #AskJameis which matchup are you looking forward to most this year?
— '93, '99, '11, '13 (@NolesVikesMavs) August 10, 2014
.@FSU_Football @ESPNCFB #AskJameis did he boil or steam the STOLEN crab legs?
— The Notorious Puma (@DirtySouthCanes) August 10, 2014
However, it didn’t take long for it to get real ugly.
What's easier to get rid of; crabs you just lifted from Public or crabs you picked up from an unconscious chick you just banged? #AskJameis
— Moe Fugger (@DikeMukes) August 10, 2014
Thankfully, mixed it with the rape and crab legs tweets were a nice variety of bizarre, yet hilarious questions for the quarterback.
#AskJameis In your opinion, was the Cold War inevitable? If not, was the United States or the USSR more to blame? Was we scrong?
— Chris H (59-57) ⚾️ (@BamaChilld28) August 10, 2014
@FSU_Football aside from your game, how much has your use/comprehension of the English language improved this offseason? #AskJameis
— Shawn Laurence (@ShawnLaurence) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis Bro you went Undeafted on the field. And also in the court room. Do you consider yourself the next OJ?
— Sugar Ray (@Avery_Ray92) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis if the Publix employees at check out are in man coverage and you're running a read-option with the crab legs, what do you do?
— Cole Jones (@Cole_Jones0022) August 10, 2014
Are those Alaskan King Crab Legs in your pants or are you just happy to see me? #AskJameis @FSU_Football
— Hair (@SHannitysHair) August 10, 2014
How do you prefer your crab legs steamed, chilled, or stolen? #AskJameis
— Cody Landino (@Cody_Copeman) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis do you think you'll repeat as the Heisman trophy winner, like you did 5th grade?
— Jake (@Slennur) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis what are you more proud of 13-0 on the field or 2-0 in the court system
— Lucas Ramirez (@lucasramirez27) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis what's your 40 time with crab legs stuffed into your shorts?
— EDDIE (@HodgesEddie) August 10, 2014
@FSU_Football #askjameis does Jon Luc Godard's style of filmmaking still serve as an applicable influence to contemporary cinema?
— Adam Greenlee (@GuruOfFilm) August 10, 2014
Which group protects you better, the Florida State offensive line, or the Tallahassee PD? #AskJameis
— Johnny Football (@JohnnyCleveIand) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis did you steal the crab legs cause you couldn't read the price tag??
— Slade (@SladesTweets) August 10, 2014
Cite 2 examples for NFL Scouts on your ability to avoid pursuit, thus coming out untouched? Anything at all… #AskJameis
— Steve Hansen (@Oilcruzer) August 10, 2014
what color crayon do you use when you take your school tests? #AskJameis
— Swaffles (@swafflesss) August 10, 2014
Here are some of the best pictures from the #AskJameis frenzy.
#AskJameis Why so shellfish? Great stiff arm tho bro #isaidwestrongthen pic.twitter.com/mSmjJUp6MH
— Steve (@SLangRU) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis if football don't work deadliest catch is looking for future stars pic.twitter.com/EuKVHUAbKe
— james d bearden jr (@jbearden1) August 10, 2014
Check out all of the #AskJameis tweets HERE.
Image via YouTube
Do you prefer using windowless vans to bait children with candy, or do you find they garner too much un-wanted attention from those pesky police? #AskDorn
10 years ago at 4:11 pmDo you find chloroform or a straight-up chokehold knocks out seven year old boys faster? #AskDorn
10 years ago at 9:01 pmDeVry Guy’s next article: “Crazy truths can be revealed when you #AskDorn”
10 years ago at 12:35 amWe scrong den
10 years ago at 4:16 pmAnd I said “are you stolen” and the crab said “I stolen if you steal me” and I said “you stolen then”
10 years ago at 4:17 pmJokes on y’all, we all know Jameis can’t read.
10 years ago at 4:18 pmYou misspoke when you wrote “a bright mind in Tallahassee.” Those dont exist.
10 years ago at 4:23 pmMyron Rolle is a Rhodes Scholar.
10 years ago at 4:26 pmGood for him.
10 years ago at 5:34 pmIf you had the choice of crab legs and a non-consenting woman… Which legs do you try to open first? #AskJameis
10 years ago at 4:24 pmUndefeated in the court room. TFM
10 years ago at 5:36 pmJust paying the court room fees instead of going. TFM
10 years ago at 5:49 pmHave fun with your arrest warrant for skipping court.
10 years ago at 11:22 pm“At 9:13 am in the morning”
10 years ago at 5:48 pmHating; Level: Orenthal James.
Truly one of this nations most revered pastimes.
10 years ago at 8:47 pmWell, that was a nebulous comment.
10 years ago at 9:18 pmHow scrong do you have to be to overpower your average FSU chick?
10 years ago at 9:00 pm