Brazil’s Miss Bumbum Competition Is All About Ass
I’m not an ass man. I am firmly in Camp Big Tits when it comes to the age-old debate of boobs and ass. However, the 2014 “Miss Bumbum” competition in Brazil makes me question my allegiances to biology’s greatest invention since multi-celled life.
This is not a beauty pageant that focuses on the usual physical features that judges look for. No, gentlemen, this pageant, if summed up in only two words, is about one thing: dat ass. The women involved in Brazil’s battle of the butts apparently have to give up a lot of things to stay competitive–things like sweets and drinking on the weekends. However, the result is something da Vinci himself would call a masterpiece.
If you’re capable of doing so without awkwardly wandering around your house or summer internship with a huge boner, take a look at some of the photos. They’re a great argument for Team Ass’s assertion that the booty is the superior weapon in every attractive woman’s arsenal.
Images via Miss Bumbum Brasil
This should be the poster for what a butter face is
10 years ago at 10:00 amThere were faces?
10 years ago at 10:03 am
10 years ago at 10:04 amWell, you’ve sufficiently confused Dorn.
10 years ago at 10:44 amWell, you’re gay.
10 years ago at 12:38 pmWell this was a pleasant addition to my morning
10 years ago at 10:05 amWhen my frad (frat dad) went to Carnival in Rio at my age he said bangin’ sloots “was like shooting fish in a barrel.” Now I feel as though it’s my duty to smash these hoes to maintain the tradition.
10 years ago at 10:08 amIve actually heard the same thing….but your name and your comment have failed you miserably
10 years ago at 10:11 amI bet your from (frat mom) loved hearing that.
10 years ago at 8:44 pmSo much butt to pee in.
10 years ago at 10:16 amHey whiskyginger. Your style of writing fucking sucks and your a bitch.
PS: fuck you
10 years ago at 1:07 pmI see a blackball in the near future for you, son.
10 years ago at 1:11 pmNice grammar there, chief. Is your main issue that I know how to use their, they’re and there?
10 years ago at 1:45 pmMy main issue is that you think your worth something but you actually work at tfm
10 years ago at 3:19 pmJudging by the username and comments, I’d say that you have plenty of bigger issues going on.
10 years ago at 4:10 pm*you’re
10 years ago at 4:30 pmYou’re probably the only guy who came here for the writing
10 years ago at 3:51 pmIt’d take me years to satisfy all that butt
10 years ago at 1:15 pmIt’d take me seconds to disappoint many of them.
10 years ago at 1:35 pmand a lifetime to convince anyone
10 years ago at 1:39 pmKeep trying.
10 years ago at 4:09 pmI love bumbum
10 years ago at 10:35 amSo much for getting work done now.
10 years ago at 10:47 amThis needs to become a thing in America.
10 years ago at 10:53 amFeminists would shit themselves.
10 years ago at 12:37 pmThose are some healthy butts.
10 years ago at 11:08 amWould single into any of those gaps
10 years ago at 11:11 amNow this is something I can get behind.
10 years ago at 11:16 amLiterally
10 years ago at 7:53 pmThat’s literally why he said it…
10 years ago at 11:01 pm