Yik Yak Offers 11 Tips For Incoming Freshmen
10 years ago

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Yik Yak is an anonymous shit-talking application that has become popular the past year on college campuses for obvious reasons. The forum also offers plenty of opportunities to give worthwhile advice. Recently, Yik Yak asked its users to give their best advice for incoming college freshmen. Here’s the knowledge they shared.

Just tell her everything she's doing wrong and rock a semi-chub when spotting her.
Just tell her everything she’s doing wrong and rock a semi-chub when spotting her.
Then ask what bars are accepting underage kids that night.
Then ask what bars are accepting underage kids that night.
Ever see "The Perfect Score"? Me neither, but I'm positive this is how it was done.
Ever see “The Perfect Score”? Me neither, but I’m positive this is how it was done.
Especially in classes with more than 300 people.
Especially in classes with more than 300 people.
I feel like this doesn't even need to be said...it's already understood.
I feel like this doesn’t even need to be said…it’s already understood.
Instant panty dropper.
Instant panty dropper.
Make sure it's that new Drake album.
Great way to show off those new subs you just got installed. Make sure it’s that new Drake album.
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Just act the part. Just act the part.
Oasis's "Wonderwall" gets the ladies every time.
Oasis’s “Wonderwall” gets the ladies every time.
Veteran move. Freshman girls honestly don't know the difference.
Veteran move. Freshman girls honestly don’t know the difference.
    2. DarrensDad

      The advice is shitty, but freshmen girls really won’t notice. Give that to a junior or senior alcoholic, though, and you will lose an eye.

      10 years ago at 1:14 pm
    3. BROmcy

      Make sure to get a flavored vodka like sky limon, then stuff lemons in the bottle. Also use a pourer top from a bar so you can dump it in girls mouths and accidentally on their chests…

      10 years ago at 3:41 pm
  3. buttchuggg

    This is the poorest excuse for an article I have ever seen. Get it together, you lazy fucks.

    10 years ago at 1:15 pm
  5. Shibby

    I’d expect this from Boulevard, but not from you ,Jack Hammer. I’m not all that mad, just disappointed.

    10 years ago at 1:34 pm
    1. father_time307

      Everyone knows its easier to take out the weaker of the pack. Like a sick little zebra waiting on the lion known as my dick to attack.

      10 years ago at 2:03 pm
  8. PhiPsiPhrat

    If a brother at a rush event asks you if you want something to drink, ask for a Mike’s, a Smirnoff Ice, or a wine cooler.

    10 years ago at 2:05 pm
    1. Shotgunning

      I always thought you should ask them for a Michelob Ultra. Brothers really appreciate a guy that watches his calorie intake.

      10 years ago at 6:48 pm
  9. ErichUSA

    You should do a thing wear TFM users give freshman advice. Oh wait most TFM users are still in high school. Shit

    10 years ago at 2:12 pm
    2. Jordan Ross Belfort

      You should do a thing where you spell your name like less of an pompous jackass.

      10 years ago at 12:26 am
  10. Harry St. John Frat

    There was really no need for the comments after each piece of advice…

    10 years ago at 2:51 pm
  11. KentDorfman1

    “Girls: if a senior guy texts you at 2AM to come over, do it. He probably just wants to have a deep late-night conversation about your feelings”.

    Take note ladies.

    10 years ago at 9:19 pm