Mizzou Football Shows You What 300 Pounds Of Twerking Looks Like
The tip we received for this video came through like this:
As a Gamecocks fan, I’m not sure I can take Mizzou football seriously anymore (sorry, Dorn).
Nah man, it’s cool. I’m not the Mizzou guy on staff. Bacon is, though, along with several others. I love this tip. Any day I get to watch 300+ pound offensive linemen vigorously twerking on camera is a good day. Nothing to be embarrassed about here, anyway. Just boys being boys. Twerkers twerking. Asses shaking. I love it. That Wiggle song gets me going every time, too. I might synchronized twerk with these guys right here at my desk.
This spectacle was part of a position group dance-off. The O-line won, obviously.
Image via Instagram
Bacon had to beg Dorn to write this story.
10 years ago at 1:51 pmBetter than most girls
10 years ago at 1:51 pmWe all know you’d rather watch a bunch of 12 year old boys vigorously twerking
10 years ago at 2:00 pmOh man, how did you think of that creative gem??
10 years ago at 5:20 pmThat was Michael Sam’s favorite warm up routine.
10 years ago at 2:04 pmBeating them to the punch…TFM.
10 years ago at 2:23 pmMichael Sam has this video saved for later
10 years ago at 2:24 pmThis is what got Michael Sam to commit
10 years ago at 2:25 pmMan if only one of those guys had a kid and that kid was of male composition, Dorn would be there. If only.
10 years ago at 2:30 pmDorn you make it too easy.
10 years ago at 3:49 pmBacon stop salivating.
10 years ago at 4:07 pmThis is in Bacon’s “Tax return 2002(not porn)” folder
10 years ago at 5:13 pm