Store Manager Peyton Manning Won’t Sell You Gatorade If You’re Not Sweating
In between throwing touchdowns and ribbing his brother Eli for being the lesser of the two Manning quarterbacks, Peyton likes to make commercials. Gatorade released a series of commercials poking fun at the people who don’t buy the sports drink to refuel their bodies, and in classic Peyton form, he essentially calls the customers unhealthy and denies them the ability to buy one without breaking a sweat first. Cam Newton joined in on the fun, and it turns out that he’s equally as funny.
This campaign might be one of Gatorade’s greatest. These commercials encourage me even more to go to the nearest 7-11 Saturday morning and pick up a Green Apple Gatorade. Pro tip: mix Everclear and Gatorade together.
Telling women who question you that they, “Don’t have a winning attitude.” TFM
10 years ago at 11:12 amI would have gone deep.
10 years ago at 11:22 amSounds like you might have taken it deep as well.
10 years ago at 11:57 amPeyton getting the role of manager. Sounds about white…
10 years ago at 11:50 amBoulevard, you mean you don’t just chug Everclear straight?
10 years ago at 11:54 amWater sucks, Gatorade is better.
10 years ago at 11:55 amPeyton Manning making a guy take laps. TFM.
10 years ago at 12:03 pmYoga in the workplace. TFM.
10 years ago at 12:15 pm“and ribbing his brother Eli for having two super bowl rings”
10 years ago at 12:49 pmThanks for the “pro tip.”
10 years ago at 1:27 pmPretty typical that the people getting denied are wearing flat bills, camo cargo shorts or are just complete pussies.
10 years ago at 3:07 pm