Why One Guy Owes The World A Drink After Michael Sam’s Manziel Money Sign
A story about Johnny Football and Michael Sam? Skip Bayless’s head just exploded with all of the possible terrible comments and tie-ins to Tim Tebow. For once, this story doesn’t revolve around nose candy or who the man likes to date, but instead a random tweet involving a prop bet for the Browns and Rams preseason game.
Rams vs Browns tonight. If Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football & gives the money sign, drinks are on me. For everyone in the world. Forever.
— FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 23, 2014
FOR EVERYONE. IN THE WORLD. That’s a lot of Fireball shots and bad decisions right there.
OMG! So glorious that Sam did it! Take that Johnny Football. You go, Mike!
— FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 24, 2014
Declaring bankruptcy in 3..2..1…
— FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 24, 2014
And then the realization sets in.
Today I messed up by promising mankind free booze for all eternity.
— FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 24, 2014
It was fun hoping Michael Sam would sack Johnny Football and I expect some ribbing but some of you all are hateful and taking it too far.
— FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 24, 2014
Who would have thought random people would be assholes on the Internet?
Anyone know Sam’s fave charity? So pumped he sacked JFF. If I can’t perpetually intoxicate society, I can contribute to its betterment.
— FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 24, 2014
Since my frivolous bets influence human events … if the Jets win the Super Bowl, free puppies and ice cream for every kid in America.
— FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 24, 2014
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Free puppies and ice cream? TDornMove
10 years ago at 2:22 pmFuck you Durant.
10 years ago at 2:25 pmEven Dorn could get a sack against a Browns 3rd string lineman. Whoop Dee Fuckin Doo
10 years ago at 2:26 pmDorn would rub his sack on a 3rd grader, but get a sack on a 3rd stringer? I dont think so.
10 years ago at 11:37 pmYou seriously make me reconsider my pro-life position Durant.
10 years ago at 2:32 pmBourbonNeat, I wish we went to high school together. I’d back-lock the shit out of you.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmI hate that this is even a story.
10 years ago at 2:43 pmDurant I read your horrendous articles, scroll to the bottom and see that hideous picture of you, and proceed to think to myself “Is that really the sperm that won?”
10 years ago at 2:48 pm