Austin Brewery Releases 99-Pack Of Beer That Takes Two People To Carry
Austin Beerworks is an Austin-based brewery that makes some damn fine beers. I believe I’ve tried them all. I’ve been to the brewery, too, and it’s earned my stamp of approval. My favorite Austin Beerworks brew is the Peacemaker, which I’m now learning is being rebranded as their Anytime Ale. According to them, “Anytime” means “All the time, like every hour, for days.” Look, guys, we don’t need your marketing tactics to turn us into alcoholics. We can do that on our own.
Anyway, to celebrate the release of their Anytime Ale, Austin Beerworks has created a 99-pack of beer for $99. My calculator tells me that’s one dollar per beer, a hell of a damn deal. According to their Twitter account, the seven-ish foot long pack of beer is a joke, but it’s also real so take this shit seriously.
The Peacemaker @AnytimeAle 99-Pack: http://t.co/N2HL3Ai5xn. Is it a joke? Yes. Is it real? Also yes. Check back on Monday for details.
— Austin Beerworks (@AustinBeerworks) August 24, 2014
How attention-seeking and obnoxious do you have to be to stroll up to a party with this 99-er over you and your boy’s shoulders? I have GOT to get one.
[via AnytimeAle.com]
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Taking case races to a whole new level. RFM.
10 years ago at 6:14 pmAs soon as I saw the number 99 I thought “shit not another list”. Thanks for not fucking up for once Dorn.
10 years ago at 6:25 pmSo much potential right here.
10 years ago at 6:36 pmThere is so much potential here.
10 years ago at 6:51 pmDid you think adding “There is” to it was going to make it cooler, or what?
10 years ago at 7:29 pmWoah dude comment it again maybe it will funny then
10 years ago at 12:12 amThis is gonna become the new try hard thing to do
10 years ago at 7:05 pmYou’re ruining everything.
10 years ago at 9:19 amNo, Dorn. You are.
10 years ago at 10:22 amOkay, rushee trash.
10 years ago at 11:09 amDorn don’t acknowledge the rushees. That’s what black balls are for.
10 years ago at 11:50 amMy buddy sent me a picture of this, I about shit my pants. Lay 8 12 packs end to end, and you still don’t have 99.
10 years ago at 7:11 pmThanks for the math lesson Professor goober
10 years ago at 7:15 pmBecause math
10 years ago at 7:37 pmThanks for that you fucking math whiz
10 years ago at 7:42 pmMath takes a whiz on you shithead
10 years ago at 8:07 pmThat remedial math course for your shit degree came in handy.
10 years ago at 8:24 pmI just ran this guy’s numbers. Turns out he’s right.
10 years ago at 8:44 pmFact-checker Dorn
10 years ago at 8:59 pmDorn, we all know you don’t go past twelve.
10 years ago at 9:03 pmI can get 24 Fratty lights for 11 bucks
10 years ago at 8:11 pmYou could also get a gallon of bleach for half that
10 years ago at 12:14 pmEverything’s bigger in Texas
10 years ago at 8:23 pmGives a whole new meaning to “99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer…”
10 years ago at 8:58 pm