Bucknell Football Players Take Ridiculous Roster Photos
The Bucknell Bison football team may or may not be good, but who cares? These guys look like they don’t give a shit either way.
Someone shared the Bucknell football roster pictures this morning, and a handful of them are pretty priceless.
C.J. Williams – running back and late ’80s sex connoisseur
Matthew Jegede – tight end and fifth grade teacher’s pet
Matthew Steinbeck – strong safety and retirement home security guard
Ben Schumacher – defensive lineman and female elementary school P.E. teacher
Clayton Hoffmaster – offensive tackle and toy railroad enthusiast
Tom Adams – linebacker and guy who runs mall model searches
Troy Glenn – defensive line and sassy teenage best friend
There are more on the team’s website, which you can check out here.
[via Bucknell]
Being able to grow a Frat stache. TFM.
10 years ago at 1:24 pmFuck you
10 years ago at 2:24 pmEvery shitty sports team always feels the obligation to somehow be noticed in a not so athletic way.
10 years ago at 2:30 pmThis post really fucking blows, by the way.
10 years ago at 4:21 pmThose descriptions were pretty spot on
10 years ago at 4:16 pm“late ’80s sex connoisseur”
10 years ago at 5:50 pm