Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 9

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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anai
Eventually everybody named Anai who is on Tinder will end up in this series.
anisha
He asks the important questions.
courtney
If I’m remembered for one thing in my life, I’d like it to be my butt stuff advocacy work.
danielle
Minge munching. It’s a TSM.
emily
Ladies love puns.
ericka
That sounds like something Ericka with a “k” would say.
heidi
He had the power, and he took advantage of it.
jack
DING DING! We have a winner… And I think the toast is done.
julia copy
This submission is the epitome of this series. It has everything.
kalee
The perfect response.
kelsey
It always pays off to do your research.
  1. The_Sherminator

    DeVry, you just keep doing what you’re doing because it is working. #BUTTSTUFF2014

    10 years ago at 11:16 am
    1. Collin_l15

      You’re fucking dumb. This post was hilarious. Find something else to bitch about.

      10 years ago at 1:49 pm
  2. AlrightAlrightAlrightt

    Just take all of your classes at your prestigious institution at TFM Headquarters so you can keep these gems coming.

    10 years ago at 12:30 pm
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