FAF Magazine’s List Of The Top 50 Schools With The Hottest Women Is Horseshit

Harrison Lee10 years ago

Get a load of this:

50. Florida State University — Tallahassee, Florida
49. Trinity College — Hartford, Connecticut
48. San Diego State University — San Diego, California
47. University of Delaware — Newark, Delaware
46. University of South Carolina — Columbia, South Carolina
45. Elon University — Elon, North Carolina
44. University of Wisconsin – La Crosse — La Crosse, Wisconsin
43. California Polytechnic State University — San Luis Obispo, California
42. Indiana University – Bloomington, Indiana
41. Azusa Pacific University — Azusa, California
40. Franciscan University of Steubenville — Steubenville, Ohio
39. Lee University — Cleveland, Tennessee
38. Union College – New York — Schenectady, New York
37. Hampton University — Hampton, Virginia
36. Boston University — Boston, Massachusetts
35. University of Georgia — Athens, Georgia
34. University of Texas – Austin — Austin, Texas
33. Clemson University — Clemson, South Carolina
32. Loyola University Maryland — Baltimore, Maryland
31. University of Alabama — Tuscaloosa, Alabama
30. University of Kentucky — Lexington, Kentucky
29. Skidmore College — Saratoga Springs, New York
28. Howard University — Washington, D.C.
27. University of North Carolina – Chapel Hill – Chapel Hill, North Carolina
26. Abilene Christian University — Abilene, Texas
25. University of Arkansas — Fayetteville, Arkansas
24. Biola University — La Mirada, California
23. Tulane University — New Orleans, Louisiana
22. Southern Methodist University — Dallas, Texas
21. Boston College — Newton, Massachusetts
20. University of Mississippi — Oxford, Mississippi
19. Wake Forest University — Winston-Salem, North Carolina
18. Pepperdine University — Malibu, California
17. Bucknell University — Lewisburg, Pennsylvania
16. University of Miami — Coral Gables, Florida
15. Brigham Young University — Provo, Utah
14. University of San Diego – San Diego, California
13. Texas Christian University — Ft. Worth, Texas
12. College of Charleston — Charleston, South Carolina
11. Georgetown University — Washington, D.C.
10. Colgate University — Hamilton, New York
9. University of Virginia — Charlottesville, Virginia
8. University of Southern California — Los Angeles, California
7. University of California – Santa Barbara – Santa Barbara, California
6. Rollins College — Winter Park, Florida
5. Vanderbilt University — Nashville, Tennessee
4. Santa Clara University – Santa Clara, California
3. James Madison University – Harrisonburg, Virginia
2. Chapman University – Orange, California
1. Miami University – Oxford, Ohio

I have a lot of questions for good ol’ Jake at FAF. First, Florida State at number 50? Arizona and Arizona State completely left off? Miami U coming in at number one? That’s in OHIO, man. I want whatever drugs he was on when he wrote this.

I’ve never been to Oxford, Ohio, but I can guarantee you the girls you will find down in Tally are in another league than these Ohio girls. That’s not a knock on them, because there are some good-looking girls from pictures I’ve seen. They just aren’t on the same level as FSU or ASU. This list is far from FaF.

[via FAF Magazine]