Scholar Translates Ancient Iraqi Hangover Cure

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Hangovers suck. I’m not saying they’re the worst thing in the world, but they’re definitely up there. For years, people have been coming up with homemade remedies to try to cure hangovers, or at the very least, to aid in relieving some of the symptoms.

You’ve probably tried everything: drinking a Bloody Mary, eating some greasy food, taking painkillers, and maybe even creating some odd concoctions. If those don’t work for you, there’s one more cure you might want to try, and it’s not exactly anything new.

Ibn Sayyar al-Warraq, the writer of a tenth century Baghdadi cookbook, had his own special remedy. Thanks to a modern day scholar, this unique cure is now coming to light.

Al-Warraq starts off with some pretty specific yet basic information:

“You need to know that drinking cold water first thing in the morning is recommended only for people suffering from … hangovers,” he wrote. “However, they should avoid drinking it in one big gulp. Rather, they need to have it in several small doses and breathe deeply between one dose and the other.”

After drinking water, al-Warraq recommends eating a dish known as kishkiyya, a stew made from meat, onions, chickpeas, and spices. To be honest, that sounds pretty tasty. However, depending on the severity of your hangover, that could make things even worse.

This ancient recipe isn’t too different from what many of you do today. You rehydrate, you take some deep breaths (dry heave), and you eat some greasy food. While this specific method may seem antiquated, it could have some merit to it. If what you’re doing to cure your hangovers isn’t working, maybe give this thousand-year-old remedy a shot. What’s the worst that could happen?

[via ABC News]

  1. What’s the worst that could happen from taking advice from Iraqis…
    As the self-appointed senior military analyst I expected more from you.

    10 years ago at 11:56 am
  2. USArmy

    Spend a few years being shot at by Iraqis and see how you feel about taking their advice on anything.

    Menudo and Advil are the best hangover cures.

    10 years ago at 12:08 pm
    1. ProudPhi2042

      Actually, Advil, aka ibuprofen, is designed to reduce inflammation of all kinds, including good inflammation. Your stomach requires inflammation to break things down, especially alcohol. When you take ibuprofen for a hangover, you’re essentially enabling the alcohol to eat away at your stomach lining because your body can’t break down the booze. Aspirin, however, rids you of a headache, and has a chemical in it that fights a specific hangover toxin.

      TL;DR, Advil is bad, pedialyte and aspirin are great.

      10 years ago at 12:54 pm
      1. Fratasaurus

        Tylenols in the same category as Advil right? That’s why I’ve always avoided the two after drinking ( I heard it messed up your liver too) but are there no side effects from aspirin?

        10 years ago at 1:17 pm
      2. LambdaAlphaChi

        tylenol is acetaminophen and aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid
        different drugs.

        10 years ago at 2:04 pm
      3. SphincteralMicturation

        Tylen is acetominophen, advil is ibuprofen. Tylenol is heavily metabolized in the liver so you should avoid taking it during a hangover if you want your liver to not look like a shoe.

        10 years ago at 3:18 pm
      4. LambdaAlphaChi

        If you take advil for a hangover the next morning, the alcohol would have already been through your stomach and metabolized by your liver and would not harm your stomach lining.

        10 years ago at 2:01 pm
      5. ProudPhi2042

        It takes your body up to 20 hours to process and rid itself of waste, so that’s incorrect. Do some research, pal.

        10 years ago at 1:12 am
  3. Makers__Mark

    Two aspirin before you go to bed when you’re hammered. Wake up feeling like you never went out.

    10 years ago at 12:29 pm
  4. Uncle Sam hates GDIs

    Yeah lets take advice on curing hangovers from a religion that doesn’t drink. Next up: Nuns giving advice on blowjobs

    10 years ago at 12:32 pm