Seattle Man Arrested For Shooting At Couple Who Interrupted His Roadside Blow Job

Bogey Wells10 years ago

I’ve always been told people mellow as they age. The childish, sometimes violent urges triggered by trivial incidents that fill teenagers and young adults typically dissipate once a man is 64 fucking years old. However, as your parents have always preached, never judge a book by its cover, because a 64-year-old Seattle man just proved that expectations mean nothing.

For unknown reasons, Paul Hunter was dressed in a tuxedo while receiving fellatio on the side of the road. Witnesses claim they could hear Hunter arguing with his companion before they darted into an alcove, where the woman began slobbing his knob. Shortly after his companion went to work, a man and a woman walking along the sidewalk stumbled upon the couple, spooking the woman and causing her to flee.

Unfortunately for the unsuspecting victims, Hunter was armed, and he was livid.

From Seattle Pi:

“You’re dead mother (expletive),” Hunter shouted at the pair before opening fire, according to charging papers. “You’re dead.”

Shortly after uttering his threat, Hunter opened fire.

Hunter hitched up his tuxedo pants – for reasons unclear in charging papers he’d gone formal – before drawing his pistol, shouting that he would kill them and firing one shot, the detective continued. The apparent victims cowered behind a parked car as Hunter walked away.

Having received a report of a tuxedoed older man shooting at strangers, police found Hunter walking nearby. According to charging papers, the man and woman both identified him as the man who shot at them.

While the victims escaped unharmed, Hunter is currently sitting in a jail cell with a charge of second-degree assault and a major case of blue balls.

[via Seattle Pi]

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