Either he has zero grasp of anatomy or he is a sly womanizer.D’awwwww! Sa cute.I like when women are the ones dishing out the lines. Gives me hope that maybe someday, a girl will message me first.The waiting game pays off.Not a lot of things make me want to throw poop at a wall, but the fact that I didn’t think of this line first sure does.I bet he’s gonna fap when he sees the blurry watercolor I turned her photos into in this picture.That’s how I like both of those things, too.I would.Cherry, you minx!Is there any force to do that with other than gusting? No, there’s not.That sounds like a great first date.
BREAKING NEWS: DarkoM had a match one time with a really pretty girl. Jo really turned out to be Joseph. Claims adam’s apples are hard to see in tinder pictures.
Definitely trying the butt hole yogurt one.
11 years ago at 12:44 pmSitting here trying to determine the best flavor of yogurt to have shat down my throat
11 years ago at 12:48 pmDef Strawberry-Banana
11 years ago at 12:50 pmHow the fuck did some of these work? Shit, I need to rethink my Tinder strategy.
11 years ago at 12:52 pmI think I look forward to these even more than Fail Friday every week.
11 years ago at 1:02 pmBREAKING NEWS: bored girls use app to get attention from thirsty guys they literally have no intention of ever seeing in real life. more at 11..
11 years ago at 1:18 pmBREAKING: DarkoM yet to receive Tinder match.
11 years ago at 1:25 pmBREAKING: DarkoM’s dad still doesn’t love him.
11 years ago at 1:46 pmDads*
11 years ago at 4:01 pmBREAKING NEWS: DarkoM had a match one time with a really pretty girl. Jo really turned out to be Joseph. Claims adam’s apples are hard to see in tinder pictures.
11 years ago at 2:25 amDo less.
11 years ago at 11:14 amEvery girl named Siri must hate their life.
11 years ago at 1:48 pmExcept that pornstar chick with the huge knockers, she does alright for herself
11 years ago at 2:06 pmLost it at chubby toes.
11 years ago at 1:58 pmLike a fine whiskey, this column is getting better as time goes on. Continue on, good sir.
11 years ago at 7:05 pmIsn’t Kara jtrain’s ex? Heartless bitch…
11 years ago at 8:25 amFunny because these have actually given me some darn good ideas and they’ve been working pretty darn well. Don’t stop, DeVry
11 years ago at 6:01 pm