Caught On Tape: 6 Guys Attempt To Break Into KA’s House At Miami University
During the weekend, six men attempted to break into the Kappa Alpha fraternity house at Miami of Ohio. One onlooker grabbed his phone and began recording the incident. Here it is:
As he walks toward the house, he is met by the crew’s lookout. The kid claims his boys were just jumped by 10 KAs, and that is their reasoning behind the attempted break-in. After multiple failed attempts to get the cameraman to move on with his day, he finally asks if the cameraman is recording him. This is the face of a kid who just realized he’s fucked:
Realizing he’s in trouble, he does the job a lookout is supposed to do and tells his boys that they’ve got company. Rather than fleeing the scene, the guys confront the cameraman and come to blows with him about filming them. Props to the kid for still keeping the camera rolling. Despite the lookout claiming that no one is drinking, the suspects look really messed up, either from alcohol or drugs. Hard to tell.
Looks like they made it out with bagels and a shoe–petty items for the crime they committed.
The tipster who sent this in informed us that the man filming is an Alpha Sig and that the six men attempting the break-in are members of Phi Tau, but we cannot confirm the affiliations.
Image via Miami Of Ohio Kappa Alpha
Oh Ohio, you never fail to disappoint me.
10 years ago at 11:30 amThe retard from Rye and the fuck around gang. What a bunch of slap dicks.
10 years ago at 11:34 amYou know those 6 doofuses are looking at TFM right now and shitting their pants.
10 years ago at 11:40 amif you go to miami, you know this is basically classic phi tau
10 years ago at 11:43 amMiami is a grimy public school for Midwest upper middle class that were too stupid to get into Michigan, Northwestern, Notre Dame and even Ohio State (which is really embarrassing).
10 years ago at 5:08 pmseriously dude. 15 seconds and an internet connection can tell you otherwise. if you had said public school for kids that didn’t go ivy, i’d be right with you. but ohio state? notre dame? get out of here
10 years ago at 7:49 pmLol @ cross shopping Miami and an Ivy. Stop embarrassing yourself. Your acceptance rate is 70%; that’s not even a safety for someone gunning for an Ivy, it’s completely irrelevant. You’re a public school for dumb midwest try-hards who use their mom’s mastercard to go nuts on vineyardvines.com, even though the nearest store is 500 miles away. You campus has the market cornered on washed up mediocre lax bros and flyover state airheads. Ohio State–which is a joke in itself–is harder to get into. If you were a slacker with real money you’d be at an east coast LAC or GWU…or your dad would buy you into Michigan, ND, NU or an Ivy. But I get it, it’s cozier to be a pretend big fish on your meaningless campus in the middle of Ohio. Enjoy the post-grad cold calling gig in Chicago or a New Jersey boiler room, brah.
10 years ago at 9:10 pmTL;DR. STFU.
10 years ago at 9:19 pmJust for that, let’s highlight what a commode your school is. Parchment cross-admit data for Miami:
88% chose Michigan
80% chose Wisconsin
76% chose Purdue
72% chose Michigan State
69% Grand Valley State University
67% University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
67% Butler University
64% Ohio State University – Columbus
60% Indiana University Bloomington
57% University of Dayton
Ivy backup eh? HAHAHAHAHA dumb pleb
10 years ago at 9:59 pmAre you a near a cliff? Jump off
10 years ago at 12:19 am60% chose Harvard
10 years ago at 12:35 am64% chose Harvard over Stanford
According to DarkoM’s methodology we are a better school than Stanford.
Doing extensive research in an attempt to win an argument you started in the comments of a TFM article, NF.
10 years ago at 7:35 amDarkoM…you fucking suck as a person
10 years ago at 11:45 amYou probably go to Wayne State.
10 years ago at 10:57 pm“You probably go to Wayne State.”
Implicity calling me an n-word? I’m sure such bigotry will be appreciated by your territory boss for the bottom tier phamacutical company you work for.
10 years ago at 8:13 amHey man, if you want to sit on the internet and anonymously bash a legitimate and well respected institute of higher learning then go right ahead. It is your right as a free American to speak your mind… Just be sure to keep working on the 300 laps or so you’ve racked up. Pledge master expects them done by COB on Wednesday.
10 years ago at 9:32 pmWayne State actually has some pretty decent grad school programs.
10 years ago at 1:03 pmso, angry about the nightlife, quality of women, or both on your campus?
10 years ago at 11:52 pmYou’re comparing massive research universities like Michigan and NorthWestern to a small liberal arts school… Apples and oranges.
10 years ago at 1:05 pmLook, factually speaking, yeah, michigan, northwestern, notre dame are significantly more prestigious. But miami of ohio is a liberal arts, undergrad focused school, so you can’t truly compare them with one another. In terms of population, I really cant understand how you can consider it a “grimy public school” considering all of its building architecture is based off of Yale.
who knows what the real story is? breaking and entering a house is inexcusable, but everyone in greek life should keep in mind that no one is safe from IFC/Miami is beta got the boot. just food for though
10 years ago at 11:51 pmLet’s play spot the OU guy…. Found him!
10 years ago at 12:09 amIs Miami even in the United States?
10 years ago at 11:46 amGoddamn it, I assumed that was in Miami, FL. Laps taken
10 years ago at 11:47 am….what?
10 years ago at 11:59 amOh yeah that’s right, I totally forgot that Florida was not in the United States
10 years ago at 12:07 pmSwag
10 years ago at 12:47 amYes, both Miami University and Miami, FL are both in the United States.
10 years ago at 12:04 pmNot supposed to use the same word twice in a sentence, dickhead.
10 years ago at 12:22 pmYou are a fucking moron and you are fucking illiterate.
10 years ago at 2:33 pmPhi Taus common sense here is rivaled only by the hardness of their cocks.
10 years ago at 12:00 pmI’m not sure what makes these Phi Tau’s seem more retarded. The fact that they are trying to break and enter during the middle of the day, or the comebacks they have for the camera man?
10 years ago at 12:18 pmany word on if the camera man got out okay? He obviously kept the camera safe, but did he get his ass beat?
10 years ago at 12:02 pmThe camera man is safe. He is a member of Alpha Sigma Phi but his identity is being kept anonymous for safety reason.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmProps to him from one Alpha Sig to another
10 years ago at 1:42 pmCompletely agree, even though it was a rival fraternity being broken into, he knew it was morally wrong of those neanderthals to try and break in.
10 years ago at 2:42 pmBagel wielding badasses over here.
10 years ago at 12:12 pm“I’m a lover, not a phi tau”…
10 years ago at 12:14 pmSo the full story is that a bunch of KAs had jumped a Phi Tau the night before and this was some attempt at retaliation. Personally, I would’ve just waited for the University to kick KA off for that shit. Then again, this is from the Phi Tau chapter that had their charter revoked a couple years prior for having a massive fireworks shoot out
10 years ago at 12:19 pmLink. Please. I’d hate to miss an opportunity to miss a kid in a deep V getting his ass kicked
10 years ago at 1:09 pmI need to stop drinking
10 years ago at 1:15 pm