Rutgers Allegedly Uploaded A Photo Of A Student’s Massive Boner To Its Official Facebook Page

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Rutgers University, the Big Ten’s best football school, allegedly uploaded a photo of four students and one massive wiener to the school’s official Facebook page. The photo was taken at the RU Muddy Run, which sounds like some kind of truly awful Rutgers tradition.

Here is the photo, courtesy of Imgur:

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A lot of questions must be asked now. Is it real? Who is the man attached to this monster cock? Boner or flaccid? We demand answers, dammit.

A plausible explanation is that it was formed by air bubbles outlining the shape of a dick. That seems more likely. But it still is possible that this dude is carrying a big stick, just like Mr. Roosevelt recommended.

[via Imgur]

Image via Twitter

    1. JackDanielsrunning

      Side note: he definitely dicked down one if not both of those 6s next to him do to his fake phallus. Good move kid.

      10 years ago at 1:48 am
      1. JackDanielsrunning

        Your parents should have stopped and waited till the condom was on right.

        10 years ago at 7:56 pm
  1. Fratmiral Nelson

    Who cares? Kansas has been posting pictures of a massive boner on its athletics website for years now.

    10 years ago at 3:28 pm
  2. dove1120

    The classic, making a pledge wear a strap on during the mud run hazing incident.

    10 years ago at 5:01 pm
    1. A-10Warthog

      Sounds like solid material for Bacon’s next “Inside an Internal Hazing Investigation” story.

      10 years ago at 2:55 am
      1. StarShieldandLamp

        ^ I miss quality articles like those. Bacon get back to writing you pale son of a bitch.

        10 years ago at 7:53 am