FAIL FRIDAY: Don’t Be Scared
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Yelling, “Yes, I’m in a frat” whenever I walk into a room because I know it’s what everybody is wondering. TFM.
Way to cut to the chase.
Spelling come like “cum” regardless of the situation. TFM.
Power move.
Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a try-hard, but that’s only because my tri’s are so fuckin’ hard. TFM.
Oh you son of a bitch.
Tried to hook up with this babe at my school’s college bar. She denied me, so I said, “Have fun hooking up with a GDI tonight.” Needless to say, I didn’t get laid. Doesn’t matter, she was like a 6 anyway. TFM.
Incredible story. You’re a modern day Shakespeare.
When a fat girl trips and falls and you’re just like, “It’s going down, I’m yellin’ timber!” TKe$haM.
Oh no, don’t do this.
When you catch your slampiece with another guy and you’re just like, “We are never ever ever getting back together.” TTSwiftM.
Stop. Stop it now.
When your slampiece slaps you at a party and you’re just like, “Why you gotta be so rude?” TMagic!M.
Oh come on!
When you’re talking to a random South American girl and you throw in a bunch of random Spanish words to try and sound cool. TPitBullM.
What?!
When your ex-boyfriend calls you up to break off your wedding and you’re just like, “If you like it then you should’ve put a ring on it.” TBeyoncéM.
This is miserable.
When your slampiece walks in on you having sex with another girl and you’re just like, “Baby baby baby ohhhhh.” TBieberM.
Well, this Fail Friday is officially ruined.
First!
10 years ago at 1:53 pmPlease proceed to jump off the roof of the nearest building
10 years ago at 1:56 pmIt doesn’t work unless you’re FirstPostOX.
10 years ago at 2:04 pmIs that guy still alive?
10 years ago at 2:10 pmNo, Tech Guy killed him. 🙁
10 years ago at 2:41 pmEverything is clearly not awesome in Psi U.
10 years ago at 1:55 pmEVERYTHING IS AWESOME
10 years ago at 2:26 pmThe things I’d do to never hear that song ever again
10 years ago at 2:32 pmIf that chaser hasn’t convinced you whether to jerk off or not . . .
10 years ago at 2:00 pm10 years ago at 2:31 pm
dat ass
10 years ago at 2:34 pmShould I be worried that I know both of their names?
10 years ago at 2:37 pmNo it just means that you’re a real man with a legit brazzers password.
10 years ago at 3:18 pmWho pays for porn?
10 years ago at 6:36 amThose of us that can afford it.
10 years ago at 1:10 pmMy chapter make every pledge class renew a years subscription for us.
10 years ago at 1:24 pmthis is great and all, but porn stars shouldnt wear loubs, its just gonna make me hate my eventual wife. i dont care how you dress, ur supposed to be naked anyway
10 years ago at 12:03 amThat Madison ivy is one nice piece of ace. I know from experience dude
10 years ago at 7:44 pm100% chance that Sigma Chi pulls a knife on someone someday.
10 years ago at 2:00 pmi like to believe that he is in a different house and just threw that shirt on and submitted it to troll Sigma Chi…at least that’s what I hope
10 years ago at 6:19 pmThe Delta Upsilon guy was Dorn’s pool boy
10 years ago at 2:02 pmThis was a disappointment. Keep up the good work!
10 years ago at 2:03 pmThe cringe is real.
10 years ago at 2:04 pmFail Friday is as late as your sister intern, welcome to the family you fuck.
10 years ago at 2:05 pmWell if you’re as wealthy as your username makes you sound, she hit the jackpot!
10 years ago at 2:11 pmHey Intern
10 years ago at 2:13 pmOnly thing I’m drilling is your sister.
10 years ago at 2:15 pmIll fucking kill you.
10 years ago at 5:48 pmDubious.
10 years ago at 11:40 pmGravity going to work on that granny
10 years ago at 2:07 pmMy frenis goes to work on your granny.
10 years ago at 2:12 pmBoth my grandma’s are dead so that seems about right.
10 years ago at 2:21 pmIntern I’m not this is so late, just disappointed.
10 years ago at 2:18 pmNot mad?
10 years ago at 3:33 pm