TFM’s Best Of The Week

Bringing you the best content of the week.

1. Science Says Doggy Style Is The Best Sex Position

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For your back.

2. Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 11

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Crazy things happen when you swipe right.

3. FAIL FRIDAY: Don’t Be Scared

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

4. You Know The Texas QB Situation Is Grim When A Fraternity Intramural Star Is Added To The Roster

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Number 69 on the intramural fields, number one in our hearts–Jimmy Greenwood.

5. This Is How Not To Email Your Professor

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“Lol.”

6. LeSean McCoy Leaves 20 Cent Tip, Charlie Sheen Saves The Day

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Way to get back in the news, Chuck.

7. Inside The Mind Of A Pledge Entering The Fraternity House For The First Time Since Rush

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Walking into the house as a rushee and as a pledge are two entirely different animals.

8. Wake Forest QB Drunkenly Drove Through The Quad For Some Subway Like It Ain’t No Thing

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Per an eye-witness account, Sousa was a very cautious drunk driver, almost polite even.

9. Top 5 College Football Coaches You’d Want To Have A Beer With

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Ol’ Ball Coach.

10. Dick’s Picks

The son of a bitch makes more picks, meets his office rival.