73 Thoughts From A Girl While She Hooks Up With Another Girl

klnesbi29 years ago

Everyone is drunk, the music is bumping, and the girls are getting crazy. As you’re scoping the place out, you spot a group of guys around two girls (or more sometimes). You walk over and see the girls are going at it and the guys are going nuts. From a guy’s perspective, you probably assume the girls are sluts and the guys convinced them to do it. From one of those girl’s perspectives, there’s a whole hidden agenda. Girls get many benefits from doing this, including attention, looking hot, getting closer to your BFF, and even because they just can’t get some from anyone else. From several personal experiences, I can tell you that so many things are running through these girls’ minds as it’s happening.

1. Okay. I’m drunk.
2. That’s my best friend.
3. That cute guy I’ve been eyeing all night is routing us on.
4. Alright, let’s go.
5. I can totally do this.
6. OKAY IT’S STARTING.
7. WOW THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.
8. This isn’t bad.
9. It’s like super platonic.
10. Like hooking up with my brother.
11. Ew wait, no, not my brother.
12. Likeeee, my teddy bear I practiced on when I was 12!
13. Okay! Pay attention!
14. Whoa, she’s good at this.
15. Like better than most guys.
16. Wait I hope she’s not better than me.
17. I bet she’s thinking the same thing.
18. Totally I mean we’re basically the same person.
19. Oh wow, we’re getting super touchy feely now.
20. This is so fun. Why haven’t I done this before?
21. Listen to all those guys freaking out.
22. I’m so cool.
23. I’m practically a dude.
24. Like sooooooo chill I could play Xbox and fart with them and stuff.
25. Because that’s what they do, right?
26. Shit.
27. Okay we’ve been doing this for awhilleeee.
28. It’s still better than a guy.
29. I’m not a lesbian for this, right?
30. She’s just my best friend.
31. Who happens to be really good at kissing.
32. OH GOD I AM A LESBIAN.
33. No I’m not!
34. I bet every girl thinks this.
35. Moving on.
36. Oh she’s like on top of me now…
37. This is getting really sloppy.
38. NO I WILL NOT TAKE MY SHIRT OFF.
39. God she’s so much prettier than me.
40. Now I’m super self conscious.
41. She’s getting real into this.
42. Uhhh okay she touched my boob.
43. Well it happened.
44. Oh great there’s a guy filming it.
45. This better not end up on YouTube.
46. Fuck, who am I kidding?
47. This is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life.
48. FUCK IT YOLOOOOO.
49. Hahahahha kill me I just said yolo.
50. Okay I think we’re stopping.
51. Ohhh yeaaahh time to fix my hair and makeup.
52. Why’s everyone walking away now?
53. THIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN.
54. Where are all the guys that were supposed to get with me after????
55. It’s kinda quite now.
56. Where do me and her go from here…?
57. Like is this gonna make our friendship super awk.
58. Naaaaaaaaah.
59. It was bound to happen at some point.
60. It was pretty fun actually.
61. I can check that off my bucket list.
62. Speaking of lists, should I count this on my hookup list.
63. I mean we did hook up.
64. But she’s a girl.
65. Then again, that was longer than most of my other hookups with guys.
66. Will I get judged if someone sees that on there?
67. Whateverrrr.
68. We’re totally like sisters now.
69. So muchhh bonding from that.
70. Let’s do it again.
71. Hahahaha just kidding…unless you want to.
72. Aightttt it’s coooool.
73. NO THE VIDEO IS ON INSTAGRAM FUCK.