Kid Thinks He’s Getting A New Car, Cool Dad Pranks Him Into Next Week
There are cool dads, and then there’s Derek Loretto’s dad.
The Lambo parking sign immediately lets young Derek know Pops is up to something. Obviously a dad who drives an ’05 Tahoe isn’t buying his son a 300 thousand-dollar car. This is when his mind starts spinning 100 MPH. “What did Dad really get me? An older F-150? A Jeep? A fucking Camry?! What is it?!” Then he spots the piece of paper where he expects to find a car. “Oh great, he’s gonna make me do a scavenger hunt or some shit.”
Then BOOM, Dad Loretto just turns Derek’s world upside down. Love it.
My dad thinks he's funny pic.twitter.com/O3CJOJgBTh
— Derek Loretto (@Derek_Loretto) September 15, 2014
Your dad is funny, Derek. Cherish that man.
When Derek kills every kid in his homeroom class next week we’ll know why. Thanks Dad. Actually, that’s a pretty fucking smooth dad move. Respect.
10 years ago at 2:19 pmYou need to tone it down a bit there, champ
10 years ago at 3:06 pmThis was wrong in all the wrong ways.
10 years ago at 6:52 pmReminding your son that he is adopted. TFM.
10 years ago at 2:24 pm
10 years ago at 2:33 pmDorn, is this how you told your parents you were a pedophile?
10 years ago at 2:34 pmI probably won’t tell them.
10 years ago at 3:13 pmA real TFM would’ve been opening the garage to see Dad taking that slam in his son’s Twitter picture to pound town.
10 years ago at 2:40 pmwhat would you even know about a TFM?
10 years ago at 12:47 amThats not a bailout edition Tahoe.
10 years ago at 2:47 pm’08? That’s a 2000–2006 (GMT800) Tahoe, ace.
10 years ago at 3:19 pmSilly me. Me and my ’14 Bentley are out of touch.
10 years ago at 3:23 pmThis “news” is shit. Why don’t you do something productive, and go haze the intern for a “This is TFM”?
10 years ago at 3:48 pmnow if dereks dad would only prank his cunt mother
10 years ago at 3:49 pmCan you stop posting stuff thats been going around twitter for 2 days
10 years ago at 7:29 pmShut up, some of us rely on TFM for this stuff. Twitter is for GDI’s.
10 years ago at 10:22 am