Need A Job? Waka Flocka Flame Is Offering $50K A Year For A Full-Time Blunt Roller
10 years ago

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Are you the proud owner of a specialized skill set? Do you possess something that sets you apart from the crowd? Maybe you’re an incredible mathematician or an aspiring engineer. That’s great and all, but as far as Waka Flocka Flame is concerned, you’re not worth his gooch pubes.

Waka Flocka has no interest in your intellectual bullshit or numerical nonsense. Instead, he’s seeking a master blunt roller–someone with the ability to consistently roll the most beautiful reefer the world has ever seen.

I attempted to research the median salary of a professional blunt roller, but my searches were futile.

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If you believe your blunt rolling skills are worthy of a $50,000 paycheck, Mr. Flame is eagerly awaiting your application.

  4. 90_proof

    Paying people to do something you could do far better than them, but are too lazy to actually do. TFM.

    10 years ago at 2:27 pm
    1. Dorn_likes_boys

      Not paying pledges to do something you could do far better than them, but are too lazy to actually do. TFM.

      10 years ago at 4:55 pm
    1. FUBAR1776

      that’s still 150k-250k dollars for rolling blunts….save the money and invest it. boom you’re a millionaire in a couple of years.

      10 years ago at 3:00 pm
      1. Chris_Cash

        When you find an advisor that can quadruple your money in a couple years, let me know.

        10 years ago at 4:26 pm
  7. emergingfratstar296

    you also have to take the heat when he inevitably gets busted by the feds

    10 years ago at 3:04 pm