Boston College’s Goofy Ass Football Coach Made A Vine To Entice Recruits And It’s Absolute Gold
College football recruiting has devolved into social media garbage. From stupid hashtags to absurd YouTube videos, 40- and 50-year-old men are trying to lure in 16- and 17-year-old kids by pretending that playing football at their school is cool.
But once in a while, you’ll have a coach who gets it, like Steve Addazio, Boston College’s coach. He looks like your friend’s dad who graduated 20 years ago but still wanders campus at every home game morphed with Hank Schrader.
Addazio’s mediocre football teams haven’t been enough to bring in the big-name recruits, so he went to Vine to try and sell Boston College as a cool place to play football. The game plan? Call his players “dudes” and then look for more dudes. The more you use the word “dude,” the more you’ll resonate with the teens, coach.
It should be noted that he posted them all in one day last summer and then never returned to Vine, possibly after seeing how awful they turned out. We can only pray he returns to using this medium soon.
“Let’s have me magically appear. The kids will love it.”
Coach, can I be a dude?
There isn’t anything better than guys being dudes, coach.
Spicing things up. I like it.
Where do I sign my letter of intent?
[via Vine]
Well that was cringe-worthy
11 years ago at 10:29 amhttp://i.giphy.com/VCctif5qplh9C.gif
11 years ago at 10:31 amhere ya go buddy
11 years ago at 12:31 pmHe’s a dude.
11 years ago at 11:37 amShut up meg
11 years ago at 11:45 amMeineke Car Care Bowl… DUDES!
11 years ago at 12:35 pmWhat you gonna do when the people go home
11 years ago at 2:59 pmAnd you wanna smoke weed but the reefer’s all gone
And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out the doobie ashtray
Why they do me that way
What you gonna do when ya friends go home
And you wanna drink a beer but ya ends all gone
Somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ashtray
Why they do me that way?
This is the 8th dumb comment out of you in the past 2 days. Simmer down frat soup
11 years ago at 1:49 pmDudes
11 years ago at 10:31 pmStop calling shit like this “absolute gold”
11 years ago at 3:21 amI got nothing. Would sign in a heartbeat.
11 years ago at 11:35 pmYou know what my problem is with your fuckin dog and pony act you call the military? Lotsa dudes… where are all the boobies?!
11 years ago at 1:45 amthis is the funniest thing I’ve seen on here in a while
11 years ago at 8:54 pm