If you got laid after handing some chick this ticket, trust me, you were getting laid regardless. No girls like “Well I wasn’t gonna fuck Richard tonight but then he handed me this ticket to Dick City. Yep, that just made my mind up for me”. Question for you Dick, why did you wait 7 months to submit this?
You’ve just became an all-star in try hard.
11 years ago at 11:55 amIt’s just for humor. Take it down a notch, guy.
11 years ago at 6:07 pmYou should keep commenting on your own picture – that’s definitely what “taking it down a notch” looks like, guy.
11 years ago at 1:36 pmPosting a one sentence comment on the internet is about as low of a notch as I can go. Guy.
11 years ago at 5:40 pmGod I fucking hate it when someone refers to a person as “guy.”
11 years ago at 12:39 pmwhy don’t you quit bragging about how low you can go. people might get the wrong idea
11 years ago at 9:35 pmCommenting on your own post. NF
11 years ago at 10:49 pmI’m sure that turned out really well for you
11 years ago at 12:19 pmIt did.
11 years ago at 1:38 pmIf you got laid after handing some chick this ticket, trust me, you were getting laid regardless. No girls like “Well I wasn’t gonna fuck Richard tonight but then he handed me this ticket to Dick City. Yep, that just made my mind up for me”. Question for you Dick, why did you wait 7 months to submit this?
11 years ago at 2:42 pmThat’s how long it took to get a girl drunk enough to take it
11 years ago at 5:54 pmI prefer taking chix to blowjobsville.
11 years ago at 2:45 pmchix? How did you get initiated, jabroni?
11 years ago at 9:37 pmI don’t even get this.
11 years ago at 9:19 pm