Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 13 Jared Borislow10 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram It’s the only logical explanation. He’s setting himself up for a fancy feast, if you cat my drift. I can’t be the only one who wants to know. He’s like a fucked-up version of the Nesquick bunny. #BUTTSTUFF2014 has just been taken to new heights. Beautiful and concise. Well done, JJ. Interesting dynamic going on here. Who’s walking who? Doesn’t Kendall know that someone needs to stop the Catholic girls from starting so late? I heard this was no accident. His parakeet always hated him. A+ Pages: 1 2
21st Century Goose It’s something people with an IQ like your’s should always do with protection, birth control, plan B, and a next-morning-steel-toe-to-the-stomach, just for good measure 10 years ago at 7:59 pm
Here’s to hoping that kid got to fifth base
10 years ago at 4:49 pmWhat is sex
10 years ago at 4:58 pmIt’s something people with an IQ like your’s should always do with protection, birth control, plan B, and a next-morning-steel-toe-to-the-stomach, just for good measure
10 years ago at 7:59 pmVictoria clearly hasn’t ever heard The Chronic.
10 years ago at 5:00 pmHonestly not sure if these will ever get old. You do you DeVry Guy
10 years ago at 5:30 pm(Google’s Crohn’s Disease) Oh I get it…
10 years ago at 5:32 pm#FUPASTUFF2014 should totally become a thing.
10 years ago at 6:53 pmno thanks
10 years ago at 8:15 pmThat’s probably for the best.
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10 years ago at 7:13 pmI heard Jack Hammer has Chrohn’s
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