Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 13

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alejandro
It’s the only logical explanation.
cat
He’s setting himself up for a fancy feast, if you cat my drift.
haley
I can’t be the only one who wants to know.
jason
He’s like a fucked-up version of the Nesquick bunny.
jessica
#BUTTSTUFF2014 has just been taken to new heights.
jj
Beautiful and concise. Well done, JJ.
jourdan
Interesting dynamic going on here. Who’s walking who?
kendall
Doesn’t Kendall know that someone needs to stop the Catholic girls from starting so late?
lizzie
I heard this was no accident. His parakeet always hated him.
math
A+
    1. 21st Century Goose

      It’s something people with an IQ like your’s should always do with protection, birth control, plan B, and a next-morning-steel-toe-to-the-stomach, just for good measure

      10 years ago at 7:59 pm