The First U.S. Jet Strike Against ISIS Cost More Than India’s Entire Mission To Mars, No Big Deal

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Maybe I have too much pure America hombre in me, but I’m always surprised to learn that other countries are doing the same cool shit that the U.S. does. India made a successful trip to Mars?! The fuck did this happen? Did they rent an American shuttle, throw a ton of money at our astronauts, and use our Florida launching facilities?

I was confident we were the only country capable of making inner-galactic round-trippers like that. THAT’s the big news here if you’re asking me, and not that India’s entire Mars vacay was cheaper than America’s first F-22 Raptor strike against the ISIS fuckfaces, one that we knocked out before the sun even came up.

The F-22 Raptor, the Air Force’s shiny new toy that is capable of stealthily delivering airstrikes via precision-guided missiles, made its battle debut this week. These things are expensive, because the U.S. military doesn’t cut corners, but also because it’s a stealth fighter jet and I guess it costs a fuckton to make an aircraft invisible to radar. Go figure. The F-22 Raptor costs about $150 million. No biggie.

From The Daily Beast:

The Pentagon confirmed on Sept. 23 that the $150 million jets had struck an ISIS command and control facility in Raqqah, Syria with a satellite-guided bomb. That was right after an initial wave of U.S. Navy Tomahawk cruise missiles hit their targets around Aleppo and Raqqah.

But the Raptors’ first mission wasn’t cheap. Together, the missiles and airstrikes cost at least $79 million to pull off, according to a Daily Beast tally.

That’s more expensive than India’s mission to Mars, which was successfully completed Wednesday at a cost of just $74 million.

What a country.

[via The Daily Beast]

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      1. Doesnt Quite Get It

        Check out this guy. Gets pubbed in Time (with a twitter avatar of him not wearing pants, mind you), and all of a sudden he’s pals with everyone. You’re moving up in the world, Dornboy.

        11 years ago at 5:12 pm
  1. Doesnt Quite Get It

    The power move would have been outsourcing this bombing to India for barely-above-slavery prices. Sure the quality would have been shit, and telecommunications would be beyond maddening, but it would have let us put that money to real important stuff, like getting our hands on a Brooklyn Decker sex tape.

    11 years ago at 5:08 pm
  2. Rspring32

    Disregarding significant scientific achievements because your country didn’t accomplish them. TFM

    11 years ago at 5:16 pm
    1. Uncle Sam hates GDIs

      Significant? We’ve been there, done that already. They used our science and methods and basically just imitated us…a decade late

      11 years ago at 5:41 pm
      1. Rspring32

        Getting to Mars is still an achievement no matter who does it or how they do it.

        11 years ago at 8:44 pm
      2. fratty mcfratlan

        Actually they used a completely different method to get there cheaply which is very significant. I’m about to graduate as an Aerospace Engineer…

        11 years ago at 8:50 pm
      3. FratAndFree

        You’d think someone as smart as yourself could come up with a more creative or funny name.

        11 years ago at 9:38 pm
      4. The Prodigal

        I was impressed that they had planned for 4 trajectory corrections but only had to do 3.

        11 years ago at 2:01 am
      5. AEKDBallin

        “Trust me, I’m pre-med” means you’re a bio major. An undergrad degree with a pre-med focus does not qualify you for work as a doctor. Majoring in Aerospace Engineering, on the other hand, does qualify you to work as an Aerospace Engineer. It is not the same thing.

        11 years ago at 6:42 pm
      6. Badigeons

        No it doesn’t. You need to take a PE exam to sign off plans as a professional engineer. For aerospace, unlike civil, it’s not necessarily required but it’s often recommended and considered a mark of respect in the industry. I’m currently an EIT (stage before PE). In other words, “Trust me, I’m pre-med”.

        11 years ago at 8:55 pm
      7. rocky of brohio

        you realize NASA and all those aerospace industry companies are filled with indians and asians right?

        11 years ago at 10:34 pm
  3. Whiskey_the_third

    “I’m not paying for anything on sale, not even trips to other planets.” America.

    11 years ago at 5:29 pm
  4. Lord Frattenstein

    It’s not a great comparison in terms of our mars rover to India’s probe. Ours landed on the surface, something that is ridiculously more difficult to do than orbit the planet. We’ve been doing that since the 70’s and India just got there.

    11 years ago at 5:36 pm
    1. fratty mcfratlan

      Actually they used a completely different method to get there cheaply which is very significant. I’m about to graduate as an Aerospace Engineer…

      11 years ago at 8:51 pm