Chiefs Fan Harasses Patriots Fan By Aggressively Humping His Face, Desperately Needs Ass-Kicking

Ross Bolen11 years ago

You have to respect this guy’s harassment game. The beer bottle penis thrust? Classic. Perfectly executed, too. He’s getting that Bud Light as close as he can to that Patriots fan’s face without actually making contact, thus avoiding sexual assault charges. He’s a pro, and it’s clear that he’s been in this situation many times before. You know this guy was on a historical tear during the Chiefs 9-game winning streak last season, just humping the ever-living fuck out of opposing fans’ faces with no regard for human life.

Look at the way he incorporates those boos on beat with his pelvic attack. Then, when he’s sure the son of a bitch has had enough of his aluminum faux cock, he drops some even more powerful boo bombs right on his head, simultaneously executing a flawless downward finger point to make sure everyone knows exactly who sucks all the dicks before including some more standard pelvic thrusting. Support from his cronies in the background lets everyone know those are true friends that will always have his back. And then, just when you think things couldn’t possibly get any better, someone yells out, “AMERICA!”

Without missing a beat, our patriotic hero breaks into a “USA! USA! USA!” chant that serves as the icing on this ownage cake. Total domination.

All that poor, balding Pats fan can do is double-fist adult beverages in an attempt to drown out the humiliation.

(The sad truth is that every NFL stadium is packed with human garbage just like this clown.)

UPDATE: Turns out, the face-fucker in question is professional poker player Grant Hinkle. Hinkle won the 2008 World Series of Poker $1,500 No-Limit Hold’em tournament. Small world.