Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 14

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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#BRICKSTUFF2014
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“They aren’t genital warts, they’re love bumps.” – This guy, probably.
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Give Hans a chance.
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Because who doesn’t want to have sex with a random drifter?
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He had me at “slip n slide poo orgy.”
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They’re made for each other.
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I bet he’s right.
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Sources tell us she might be down.
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More #QUEEFSTUFF2014. It might be gaining traction.
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Looks like disinterest is considered consent to this guy.
  1. Dick_Nixon

    Pretty surprised this was the first time you’ve seen the “penis is Dublin” joke, I feel like that’s a classic one-liner.

    11 years ago at 4:30 pm
    1. GodBlessChikFilA

      He had it in the bag but went for the laughs instead. That’s dedication.

      11 years ago at 5:52 pm