Does Your State Have A Lot Of STDs? These Maps Will Show You
STDs are a real buzzkill. The sight of a red bump on your dick can turn your day upside down. With that in mind, the fine folks at the CDC released maps of the states with the highest STD rates. Here they are:
A few takeaways from these maps:
1. Just like there are multiple SEC schools in the top 25, there are multiple SEC states among the leaders in STDs. Can we get an SEC chant going?
2. Texas is high up on each STD map. For that, we thank you folks at Tech and Texas State.
3. Apparently, the only things to do in Alaska are to extract oil and catch STDs.
If you live in any of these red states, go get yourself tested. The thought of getting checked for STDs makes me cringe. Having a large Q-Tip looking thing shoved down your dickhole doesn’t sound pleasant, but that’s not going to stop me from “forgetting to put on a condom.”.
[via Live Science]
A catheter? What third world country are you getting tested in.
11 years ago at 3:25 pmWay to let everyone know you’ve never been tested or laid bud.
11 years ago at 3:33 pmListen if you like getting stuff crammed up your dick hole you don’t need to get all defensive.
11 years ago at 3:46 pmThe ability to test by just peeing in a cup has existed for a while now. Maybe your doctor just hates you.
11 years ago at 4:29 pmFucking within the family definitely has its perks in West Virginia
11 years ago at 3:44 pmdafuq?
11 years ago at 3:50 pmWreck em’
11 years ago at 3:53 pmWatch out for raider rash.
11 years ago at 8:19 pm“Forgetting” to put a condom on. TFM
11 years ago at 4:00 pmWay to go Georgia Southern. GATA, indeed.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmGod dammit Georgia get your shit together!
11 years ago at 4:08 pmThat might be what is causing all the STDs
11 years ago at 4:50 pmMinnesota would have a low rate if it wasn’t for Mankato
11 years ago at 4:22 pmGood lord Alaska.. Get a hobby
11 years ago at 8:44 pmThe south is like a 3rd world country
11 years ago at 8:56 pmIt would have been if Lincoln let them secede.
11 years ago at 11:23 pmDamn DC, syphilis is a bitch isnt it?
11 years ago at 9:29 pm