Does Your State Have A Lot Of STDs? These Maps Will Show You

STDs are a real buzzkill. The sight of a red bump on your dick can turn your day upside down. With that in mind, the fine folks at the CDC released maps of the states with the highest STD rates. Here they are:

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A few takeaways from these maps:

1. Just like there are multiple SEC schools in the top 25, there are multiple SEC states among the leaders in STDs. Can we get an SEC chant going?

2. Texas is high up on each STD map. For that, we thank you folks at Tech and Texas State.

3. Apparently, the only things to do in Alaska are to extract oil and catch STDs.

If you live in any of these red states, go get yourself tested. The thought of getting checked for STDs makes me cringe. Having a large Q-Tip looking thing shoved down your dickhole doesn’t sound pleasant, but that’s not going to stop me from “forgetting to put on a condom.”

[via Live Science]

      1. PursuitofFrattiness9

        Listen if you like getting stuff crammed up your dick hole you don’t need to get all defensive.

        11 years ago at 3:46 pm
      2. FormalRecruitmentCock

        The ability to test by just peeing in a cup has existed for a while now. Maybe your doctor just hates you.

        11 years ago at 4:29 pm