20-Year-Old Arrested For Fake ID Operation Makes The Mugshot Hall-Of-Fame
On Saturday evening, a battered and bloody 20-year-old was found on Marie Street in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Police arrived to tend to Seth B. Stevens, who appeared to have fallen down, and when you see his mugshot, you’ll see that he tried to break his fall with his face. During the process of identifying Stevens, the officers learned he was carrying a falsified out-of-state driver’s license.
The discovery of the fake ID led to questioning back at the police station. They “began an investigation into fraudulent state identification cards.” A search of Stevens’ residence turned up his elaborate counterfeit identification-card operation. He’s like the Scarface of fake IDs–you know because of his grand illegal operation, but also because his face is all fucked up.
From the Southeast Missourian:
Seth B. Stevens, 20, faces charges of underage drinking, possession of a fake driver’s license, possession of a forging instrument and counterfeiting. He is in jail in lieu of $10,000 bond.
About 4:15 p.m. Saturday, police responding to a call about an intoxicated person found Stevens in the 400 block of Marie Street, according to a news release from the Cape Girardeau Police Department.
Stevens was bleeding and appeared to have fallen down when officers found him, the release stated.
It looks like the Great Lakes on his face.
“My shoulder doesn’t hurt very much, but my face does. Right here. Not here, or here so much, but right here.”
[via Southeast Missourian]
Classic Missouri.
11 years ago at 4:28 pmYeah, underage drinking. So Missouri. Classic.
11 years ago at 9:42 amStill not quite McLovin
11 years ago at 4:28 pmfell down? yeah right. Probably got the shit beat out of him for trying to sell a paper fake
11 years ago at 4:46 pmSo he got arrested because he had a fake and that was enough ground to give officers a search warrant for his house? what the fuck is that.
11 years ago at 5:06 pmThere was a lot of questioning involved apparently and thats where they got the probably casue. Oh and PA.
11 years ago at 5:17 pmpoor guy was shit hammered and told them everything
11 years ago at 11:48 pmdeny, deny, deny
11 years ago at 9:23 amWhat is this “probably casue” you speak of?
11 years ago at 10:53 amYeah where’s the probably casue??
11 years ago at 5:18 pmOf course he’s wearing polo.
11 years ago at 5:20 pmShould’ve gone with Mohammed, it’s the most common name in the fucking world.
11 years ago at 5:36 pmthey’re giving away pussy at the fire pit in the woods by the waterfall
11 years ago at 6:23 pmButt stuff?
11 years ago at 9:47 pmtell that guy to suck a dick
11 years ago at 6:54 pmWait, was he drunk at 5 p.m. when he was arrested? As in, did he get black out drunk on a weekday, fall on a curb, then get his entire fake ID scheme busted? There are so many questions unanswered due to poor research. I feel like there is a lot of unearthed potential here …
11 years ago at 7:35 pmIt was a Saturday, as stated in the first sentence of the article. It was also homecoming that day at Semo. Which explains why he was that blacked out that early.
11 years ago at 11:38 pmHow does this guy only have a 10K bond for creating fake ID’s in his room but a couple kids who steal some plants from someones front yard each have 20K bonds. Our justice system is messed up just like this kids face.
11 years ago at 7:45 pm