Georgia Running Back Todd Gurley Suspended Indefinitely
11 years ago

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There isn’t a lot of info to this story so far, but what we do know is that the half man, half machine, crown prince of the smashmouth run, and the defiler of attempted arm tackle known as Todd Gurley has been suspended indefinitely pending an investigation for violation of NCAA rules.

Head coach, Mark Richt, gave a pretty standard answer: “I’m obviously very disappointed. The important thing for our team is to turn all our attention toward preparation for Missouri.” Well, I hate to break it to you coach. Mizzou might not be a monster this year, but Gurley was basically the only thing you had going for you. The man is basically the Greek hero tasked with defending your program, and if I recall from the Brad Pitt’s torso vehicle, Troy, the city didn’t fare so well after Hector got taken down.

Oh and Todd, if you end up serving a long suspension, I hope you got paid REALLY well.

[via GeorgiaDogs.com]

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  3. TrustFundMillionaire

    Too bad “my dad took the benefits” isn’t a valid excuse any longer.

    11 years ago at 5:05 pm
  4. Fratasaurus

    I am so used to UGA losing about 50% of its roster by the end of each season stuff like this doesn’t even surprise me any more.

    11 years ago at 5:20 pm
  6. frat1990

    The NCAA is the one of the worst organizations on the planet. Pathetic in so many ways.

    11 years ago at 7:05 pm
  7. Jim_Lahey

    $400 for 80 autographs? Since I doubt Todd Gurley is mentally retarded, $5 a pop for autographs and the potential suspension must mean he’s pretty desperate for cash. PAY THE FUCKING ATHLETES.

    11 years ago at 9:03 pm
      1. Jim_Lahey

        You must work for the NCAA. Well you’re about to sail into a shit typhoon, my friend. So you better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shit.

        11 years ago at 9:30 pm
    2. DarkoM

      He could have literally asked his coach for five hundo and I’m 100% confident an assistant would have put $500 in his locker by the end of practice. It doesn’t matter what you pay them, these entitled idiots will always fuck up. He didn’t need $500, he did it because he has a low IQ and valued some new Polo gear over his future and the team #NoImpulseControl

      11 years ago at 12:55 am
  10. Balls McLongfrock

    He wouldn’t have been caught had they paid him in fried chicken and watermelon

    11 years ago at 12:39 pm