If she wasn’t turned off by his uncontrollable sexual urges, I bet she was turned off by his possession of a box of razor blades.I’m not sure what the purpose of a vag plug is, but I respect this guy’s confidence.D’aww!I think she’d be surprised by how much he likes anal.This guy has it all: puns and a great side job.I think this is what the song “Iris” is about.I’m incredibly vain, so I had to include this one.This one killed me. He never even makes a move.Back by popular demand… #BUTTSTUFF2014The two grunts really set the mood.
The ‘what’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil’ one from a few weeks ago has actually worked a few times for me. Big thanks to whoever came up with that gem.
The clown unicycle guy takes the cake for me this time. Maybe it’s just because he assumes the only reason she didn’t respond is because she’s “worried about stability”.
Anyone here rub one out while reading these? I mean I don’t butt I’m curious
10 years ago at 5:32 pmLol I meant but! Lmao!
10 years ago at 5:37 pmQuick! Back to the forum!
10 years ago at 8:59 pmEverything about you and that post sucks
10 years ago at 1:05 amYou sound like a fucking weirdo
10 years ago at 6:26 pmNo laps for you, pal. Just go straight back to the hole you reside in and never come back out.
10 years ago at 7:06 pmOpening with, “I have a sex swing.” Bold move. I usually stick with the fish tank.
10 years ago at 5:34 pmThat last one really escalated this entire column to a new level.
10 years ago at 5:35 pmThese columns are why I started using Tinder.
10 years ago at 5:49 pmMy couch pulls out but I dont
10 years ago at 5:51 pmThe ‘what’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil’ one from a few weeks ago has actually worked a few times for me. Big thanks to whoever came up with that gem.
10 years ago at 5:54 pmI must be using it on the wrong girls.
10 years ago at 5:57 pmMaybe they aren’t girls.
10 years ago at 7:51 pmYou’re not CapStone…
10 years ago at 11:02 am“I’m a loose canon who doesnt play by the rules” TFM
10 years ago at 6:03 pmThese guys have no chill lol
10 years ago at 6:25 pmHaha lol haha
10 years ago at 11:25 pmSo glad I submitted an actual good Butt Stuff one to be beaten out by “butt stuff?”
10 years ago at 6:27 pm“Go kill yourself”
You’re doing the lords work, Devry Guy.
The clown unicycle guy takes the cake for me this time. Maybe it’s just because he assumes the only reason she didn’t respond is because she’s “worried about stability”.
10 years ago at 6:30 pm