It Absolutely Blows This Cop’s Mind That The Frisbee Golfer He Pulled Over Doesn’t Have Pot On Him

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This cop is getting a ton of backlash for profiling the disc golfer he pulled over as a pothead, but his job is to protect and serve, and if that requires putting a frisbee-slinging doper on blast in an effort to clean the streets of Ankeny, Iowa, so be it.

Frisbee satchel in the trunk means at least one baggie of low grade pot and related paraphernalia in the car 10 times out of 10. It’s an exact science–just like a “Coexist” bumper sticker means you vote left and don’t eat meat, and truck nuts hanging from your trailer hitch means you have a shotgun in the cab and a small dick in your pants. Profiling might hurt some feelings, but there’s a reason it exists, and it can be effective.

You can practically smell the schwag coming through YouTube.

“Do you play frisbee golf?”

“I do, a lot, actually.”

Boom. Confession. Lock this scumbag up and throw away the key.

Is the cop a prick? Yeah, no question. But when you’re face-to-face with the frisbee-chucking bowels of society, a police officer with a pleasant disposition is an ill-equipped one. You don’t bring brass knuckles to a gun fight and you don’t treat disc golfers like upstanding members of society.

  1. OnceAPikeAlwaysAPike

    Starts out with a friendly question of why all disc golfers smoke weed, then immediately starts profiling and asking to search his car. Fucking pig

    11 years ago at 12:30 pm
    1. Tau Beta

      Most cops, if not all, aren’t allowed to shake civilian’s hands. It’s too dangerous, you never know when one will try anything violent.

      11 years ago at 1:43 pm
  2. Evan24

    So is the point of this article to make fun of disc golfers or point out how fucked the police are in this country? You hint at both.

    11 years ago at 12:47 pm
  3. 90_proof

    Sure I don’t like hippie potheads, but this example of police profiling kinda pisses me off

    11 years ago at 12:47 pm
  4. ISUGreek

    I actually got pulled over by the same cop (it’s only a 15 minute drive from Iowa State) this summer. Confirmed he was a Pike.

    11 years ago at 12:53 pm