Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 16

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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abigail
Yeah, Abigail. Applaud the floppy-scrotumed man’s courtship.
alondra
#BUTTSTUFF2014
breanna
Only one way to find out…
brian
Calling anything other than an affirmative response “changing the subject.” It’s a TFM.
danielle
A “thank you” would suffice, Danielle.
dingo
His pickup line sucks, I just put this in here because the dude’s name is Dingo. That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.
erika
Creative #BUTTSTUFF2014
jessica
That can’t be the response she was hoping for.
julia
I think he dodged a bullet with this one. Dude should strap on his Adrenalines and run away as fast as possible.
kourtney
He’s not Walter, but this #BUTTSTUFF2014 enthusiast is going to show her something white.
  1. Gray Ghost of the Aquifer

    Devry guy, you suck. Please discontinue this series. It sucks like you do. Every time I read these I get a boner and it’s weird so stop. Thanks bro.

    10 years ago at 1:19 pm
  2. David Brokowitz

    Just once I’d like to see one of these girls take up a guys offer on dragging their nuts through a mile of broken glass to hear them fart through a walkie talkie

    10 years ago at 2:04 pm
  3. SphincteralMicturation

    Jesus christ the space shuttle one just set the new fucking standard for these

    10 years ago at 2:22 pm
  4. Dick_Nixon

    You should make a column of the best of the best tinder pick up lines so I don’t have to keep scrolling through all of these when I run out of material.

    10 years ago at 8:30 pm
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  6. richdaddybowtiefrat

    Being too much of a poor to have to go on Tinder to get some strange is NF.

    8 years ago at 10:07 pm