Yeah, Abigail. Applaud the floppy-scrotumed man’s courtship.#BUTTSTUFF2014Only one way to find out…Calling anything other than an affirmative response “changing the subject.” It’s a TFM.A “thank you” would suffice, Danielle.His pickup line sucks, I just put this in here because the dude’s name is Dingo. That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.Creative #BUTTSTUFF2014That can’t be the response she was hoping for.I think he dodged a bullet with this one. Dude should strap on his Adrenalines and run away as fast as possible.He’s not Walter, but this #BUTTSTUFF2014 enthusiast is going to show her something white.
Just once I’d like to see one of these girls take up a guys offer on dragging their nuts through a mile of broken glass to hear them fart through a walkie talkie
You should make a column of the best of the best tinder pick up lines so I don’t have to keep scrolling through all of these when I run out of material.
11 years ago at 1:19 pmI’ve watched this about 30 times. Thank you
11 years ago at 2:02 pm
11 years ago at 2:25 pmUnderboob is the best boob
11 years ago at 4:09 pmExcept for full boob, of course
11 years ago at 4:10 pmDevry guy, you suck. Please discontinue this series. It sucks like you do. Every time I read these I get a boner and it’s weird so stop. Thanks bro.
11 years ago at 1:19 pmYeah man?
11 years ago at 1:22 pmYeah man.
11 years ago at 1:26 pmKid’s a fuck boy
11 years ago at 3:22 pmI think the scrotum parachute wins this round.
11 years ago at 1:35 pmJust once I’d like to see one of these girls take up a guys offer on dragging their nuts through a mile of broken glass to hear them fart through a walkie talkie
11 years ago at 2:04 pmJesus christ the space shuttle one just set the new fucking standard for these
11 years ago at 2:22 pmI feel like “date rape pretty” works more times than not.
11 years ago at 3:18 pmYou should make a column of the best of the best tinder pick up lines so I don’t have to keep scrolling through all of these when I run out of material.
11 years ago at 8:30 pmSo when does that rush ass get posted?
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10 years ago at 8:14 amBeing too much of a poor to have to go on Tinder to get some strange is NF.
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