Research Says 1 In 10 People Have Airport Sex While Waiting For A Flight
According to a recent study, on average, one out of every 10 people admittedly have had sex in the confines of an airport terminal while waiting for a flight to depart for business or vacation. The research, conducted throughout Europe by travel website Jetcost.co.uk, polled 2,521 UK citizens and 1,000 more people from other European Union countries.
From the sound of it, the Mile-High Club is old-world stuff of our parents’ generation. These days, in a culture ever siding with instant gratification, the Airport Terminal Bathroom Club is the new, hip trend–one that I can fully get behind, if you know what I mean.
From The Daily Mail:
Three quarters (76 per cent) choose to have sex in airport toilets while 21 per cent decided to take the risk in storage areas or rooms.
Twelve per cent people who had had a sexual encounter at the airport admitted they had been caught by either staff or members of the public.
When asked why they had sex at the airport, 32 per cent said they were ‘in the holiday spirit’ and 27 per cent admitted they wanted the ‘thrill’ of not knowing if they would get caught.
All respondents were also asked if they had ever had a sexual encounter on an aircraft, to which only four per cent admitted to it. Thirty-one per cent of these had been caught in the act.
Makes you think twice about your itinerary the next time you fly, eh?
It’s a shame the rush is kind of taken away, knowing there’s only a 12 percent chance of getting caught in the act. Like, if the odds of getting caught were 50/50, you know any sex going down in airport bathrooms would be absolutely ravaging, because only the truly committed would partake. In the same facet, though, this pretty much corroborates you have less of a chance of getting caught banging in the airport than you do in your dorm room, so it sounds like a total green light for takeoff to me.
Do me a favor and look around your lecture hall, cube farm, or basically wherever you are right now, and just know that out of the next 10 people you see, statistics say at least one has fucked in an airport. That’s awesome.
If you happen to be reading this in an airport right now, what are you waiting for? You could be that statistic..
[via The Daily Mail]
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Sit on my face at gate F25.
Love,
11 years ago at 5:06 pmShibby
Waiting for the “dorn fucks little boys in the airport”
11 years ago at 5:12 pm(insert generic dorn likes little boys joke here)
11 years ago at 10:38 pm
11 years ago at 8:48 amI’m callin bullshit
11 years ago at 5:19 pmDepending on who is working the cameras, I bet they just watch till they are done and then get them in trouble.
11 years ago at 6:13 pmand thats how ebola spreads…
11 years ago at 7:16 pmSeriously… 3500 people for a study? That’s less than my old high school population…
11 years ago at 9:41 pmI’d suggest enrolling in a math class
11 years ago at 7:47 amSo 2,521 from UK plus an additional 1,000 from other EU countries doesn’t equal 3,521 people polled? Your grade school did a terrible job on you.
11 years ago at 8:45 amAny stat class you take with tell you that number is large enough to be a relevant study
11 years ago at 3:03 pmI’d disagree. Europe has over 600M people. Take out children and old people you’re still looking at 300M people. That study was based on 0.000016% of the population. Not statistically significant at all.
11 years ago at 2:27 amThis came from the Daily Mail. They make up shit all the time. I don’t know one British person who would have sex in an airport, uptight miserable cunts that they are.
11 years ago at 2:13 amYour excuse for having sex in an airport being “because I’m in the holiday spirit.” TFM.
11 years ago at 8:53 am